Canadian Fridge

The act of stuffing as much ice cream as you can into a lady's vagina and then engaging in penetrative sex with said vagina.
White Guy - You actually did the Canadian Fridge with her?
Black Dude - Yeah, but she was worried about getting pregnant, so I used an ice cream cone as a condom.
White Guy - So you did the Canadian Fridge with a Canadian Condom. Pointy tip?
Black Dude - Hell yeah.
by Inept_Walrus March 06, 2011
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Canadian Necrophiliac

I was ice fishing the other day, eh, and Jim got shit faced and passed out so I let him freeze to death. Then I gave him the Canadian Necrophiliac.
by P Labs April 16, 2010
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Canadian Goose

Someone often by the name of Tom
Friend: Ayo Tom, what species are you?
Tom: Canadian Goose mate
by Wagwan_piff_ting November 21, 2019
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Canadian Tugboat

When party A uses the cheeks of their buttocks to clamp onto party B's facial hair and tug the hair out
After that Canadian Tugboat this morning I've been farting beard hairs all day!
by Timma366 September 13, 2020
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canadian blackmail

Being very polite when asking for a favor from a Canadian.
Tom: I couldn't refuse, he said please and thank you.

Harry: Wow that's some serious Canadian blackmail.
by adewwwed ddwweddewd July 05, 2017
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canadian jukebox

When someone starts singing a song, and the another joins in, and then someone starts singing another song, repeat, keep interrupting and such; just keep starting songs, showing off all the songs you know, singing loudly together
On the bus, Madison was singing, and David joined in, but I didn't like the song they were singing, so I sung another one, and other people changed my song, and the bus became a Canadian Jukebox.
by EwMayonnaise June 06, 2007
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Canadian Dickwad

A game much like football or rugby. Better when played in small groups (four vs. four at most). Players run up and down the field trying to get a touchdown. You may only take five steps before passing the ball. When either team has gotten a goal, or the ball goes out-of-bounds, the opposite team takes the ball and throws it in the air. There is then a mad dash to reach it first. Contact is allowed and encouraged.
"Man, Canadian Dickwad sure is a fun game to watch!" or "Ah, Im exhausted after playing Canadian Dickwad."
by CrystalButler! May 23, 2008
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