Canadian Goose

Someone often by the name of Tom

Friend: Ayo Tom, what species are you?
Tom: Canadian Goose mate

by Wagwan_piff_ting November 20, 2019

canadian jukebox

When someone starts singing a song, and the another joins in, and then someone starts singing another song, repeat, keep interrupting and such; just keep starting songs, showing off all the songs you know, singing loudly together

On the bus, Madison was singing, and David joined in, but I didn't like the song they were singing, so I sung another one, and other people changed my song, and the bus became a Canadian Jukebox.

by EwMayonnaise June 29, 2007

Canadian Cooler

A vehicle parked outside during the colder months of winter, where food or beverage products can be stored with a lower chance of theft and freezing.

Not to be confused with a Canadian Refrigerator.

"Give me your keys so I can grab the beer from the Canadian cooler".

"Take the pop from the Canadian cooler and put it in the Canadian refrigerator".

by hockeyguy071 November 23, 2010

Canadian Necrophiliac

Fucking a frozen dead body after ice fishing.

I was ice fishing the other day, eh, and Jim got shit faced and passed out so I let him freeze to death. Then I gave him the Canadian Necrophiliac.

by P Labs April 16, 2010

canadian-draft

When a woman farts and/or queefs while her partner is performing oral sex on her>

She came to my house and gave me a large amount of canadian-draft.

by redsmiyh September 27, 2015

Canadian Fridge

The act of stuffing as much ice cream as you can into a lady's vagina and then engaging in penetrative sex with said vagina.

White Guy - You actually did the Canadian Fridge with her?
Black Dude - Yeah, but she was worried about getting pregnant, so I used an ice cream cone as a condom.
White Guy - So you did the Canadian Fridge with a Canadian Condom. Pointy tip?
Black Dude - Hell yeah.

by Inept_Walrus March 20, 2011

Canadian Tugboat

When party A uses the cheeks of their buttocks to clamp onto party B's facial hair and tug the hair out

After that Canadian Tugboat this morning I've been farting beard hairs all day!

by Timma366 September 13, 2020