Kratom and Red Bull. Recovering hardcore drug addicts do this since they can't do meth and heroin anymore and this is a sustainable habit. It will never compare to the mind blowing euphoria and rush of the real thing but what are they supposed to do, be sober?
"Work sucks, but thanks to california speedballs, I've been able to work 60 hour weeks no problem! *cries*"
"Fuck I miss shooting up meth and fentanyl"
"Fuck I miss shooting up meth and fentanyl"
by JizzBobSploogePants December 20, 2021
Get the California Speedball mug.Weed edible/gummies + large cold brew.
The chill, west-coast version of a regular speedball (cocaine & heroin).
The chill, west-coast version of a regular speedball (cocaine & heroin).
"It must have been hella work to apply to grad school while working in a research lab!"
"Bruh I was such a fat stoner hahahah, I perfected the california speedball. Like I'd just get high af and caffeinated at Philz and just focus on that for like 5 hours after work every day."
"Lol so that's how you read all those physics papers?"
"It was so dope haha they started giving me free coffee."
"Bruh I was such a fat stoner hahahah, I perfected the california speedball. Like I'd just get high af and caffeinated at Philz and just focus on that for like 5 hours after work every day."
"Lol so that's how you read all those physics papers?"
"It was so dope haha they started giving me free coffee."
by T R I F I March 31, 2021
Get the california speedball mug.The region of California that is everything north of San Jose. It is MOSTLY untouched from the rest of California's chaos and is the only conservative and beautiful place left in California. It consists of pine tree covered mountains, peaceful suburban towns (like Redding, CA), and abandoned buildings that are prime for urban explorers. Unfortunately, the California plague doesn't stop evolving, so the beautiful forests that everyone knows and loves will be burned down in the next 10 years
"I'm from California." - Californian
"Oh don't you go vote blue now, ya hear?!" - Texan
"Don't worry I'm from Northern California" - Californian
"What's the difference? - Texan
"Oh don't you go vote blue now, ya hear?!" - Texan
"Don't worry I'm from Northern California" - Californian
"What's the difference? - Texan
by plus-size albert December 22, 2020
Get the Northern California mug.When you're having sex doggy style, light up a cigarette and stick the butt end of your partners asshole so it protrudes out like a candle in a birthday cake. When you climax, aim your load at the cherry of the cigarette to extinguish it before the ember burns all the way down to your partner's asshole.
I gave my girlfriend a California wildfire this weekend, I almost didnt put out the cigarette in time!
by Hellvig September 20, 2020
Get the California Wildfire mug.Noun - A blunt with both regs and dank buds rolled into it. Furthermore, usually smoked on a night when there is nothing better to do because you live in shitty Ohio.
Dudebro I really, really want a blunt but im a little low on Kush. Want to throw in your regs and make a "California Spliff"?
by The Dudebro's March 27, 2011
Get the California Spliff mug.An act of messed up stuff involving a speedo, belt, and post of some sort. You wear the speedo and tie the belt to the speedo and post, then commense to hump the speedo. Basically semen will come out because you get an orgasm in the butt.
by Rapta dude November 20, 2009
Get the California Cornhole mug.The act of performing anal on a female proceeded by an act of coitus betwixt the bosom resulting in a shitstain between the cleavage resembling that of a necktie.
by ohmyghattos December 9, 2008
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