california speedball

Weed edible/gummies + large cold brew.

The chill, west-coast version of a regular speedball (cocaine & heroin).

"It must have been hella work to apply to grad school while working in a research lab!"
"Bruh I was such a fat stoner hahahah, I perfected the california speedball. Like I'd just get high af and caffeinated at Philz and just focus on that for like 5 hours after work every day."
"Lol so that's how you read all those physics papers?"
"It was so dope haha they started giving me free coffee."

by T R I F I March 31, 2021

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California Catjob

Receiving a handjob with a burlap sack placed over the penis

“Yo Mike, did you fuck Kelly after your date last night?”

“Nah she didn’t let me smash, but she did give me a gnarly California Catjob, it was phenomenal”

by BigPapa384 October 21, 2022

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California Speedball

Kratom and Red Bull. Recovering hardcore drug addicts do this since they can't do meth and heroin anymore and this is a sustainable habit. It will never compare to the mind blowing euphoria and rush of the real thing but what are they supposed to do, be sober?

"Work sucks, but thanks to california speedballs, I've been able to work 60 hour weeks no problem! *cries*"

"Fuck I miss shooting up meth and fentanyl"

by JizzBobSploogePants December 20, 2021

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California Oysters

A fancier way of saying human testicles.

My sister kicked me in the california oysters.

by TitaniumTesticle June 13, 2021

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California Cowboy

A person from California who is conservative and gung - ho. A personality that contradicts the typical Californian

"I love California but I've never really fit in"
"Yeah, you're just a California cowboy"

by plus-size albert May 23, 2021

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California Cornhole

An act of messed up stuff involving a speedo, belt, and post of some sort. You wear the speedo and tie the belt to the speedo and post, then commense to hump the speedo. Basically semen will come out because you get an orgasm in the butt.

Dude, I totally california cornholed yesterday, and I seem to be constipated.

by Rapta dude November 20, 2009

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