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thot butler

A male orbiter of an attractive female that is a "good friend", but essentially a domestic servant of this female who exploits him.

The most common initial relationship structure are one sided friendships that are financially draining for the male e.g. friendzone.

Some of the worst examples of this is when they are married and he supports her while she sleeps with higher status men in his social circle in constant attempts to upgrade from him that mostly fail.

He is aware of this but suffers from cognitive dissonance, denial and ultimately enables her behavior which lead to his self destruction.
Person :1 You know that Robert went to pick up his girls things from his supervisors place after she ran off with him? I guess he took her back, what a thot butler.
Person :2 Yeah he did. They just posted a pic of themselves together at a restaurant like nothing happened, what a moron.
by nullcipher June 13, 2018
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Daft Bugger

British slang for a stupid person.

Often times pronounced as deft begger.
Lad 1: I think I'll get 5 plums instead of 1.
Lad 2: Oi! That's too many plums ye daft bugger!
by WaysideWorks August 31, 2018
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Crusty Bugger

An anus that has been thoroughly covered in sand.
Chad: “Wow, Brad, you’ve got a real crusty bugger”
Brad: “Ah, yeah. It’s painful, but it’s what I get for a day on the beach.”
by Dongleicious June 30, 2019
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Crusty Bugger

An anus that has been thoroughly covered in sand.
“Wow, Chad, you have an incredibly crusty bugger! Does it hurt?”
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Knuckle Butler

As heard on the podcast All Fantasy Everything. A Knuckle Butler is a mutual agreed upon hand job with no expectations of receiving more.
Jimmy expected to get a French Blowjob from Sally at the end of their date. But by the end of the date they agreed on a knuckle butler because they were exhausted
by TheAllMightyFatOne July 19, 2019
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Lake butler

by Hillbilly bug November 12, 2019
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