brown lining

The opposite of silver lining. When good (or bad) news includes worse, additional information.

Boss: Well, Jimmy, you got the internship!

Jimmy: Dope.

Boss: ...the brown lining is its unpaid.

Jimmy: Rats.

by BobbyStompy February 26, 2011

Brown Lollipop

Blowing my boyfriend so hard he shits

Heather loves giving her boyfriend David a brown lollipop.

Heather: I can't wait to go home and give David a brown lollipop
Willow: How many licks does it take to get to the center of David's brown lollipop?
Heather: *in tootsie pop owl voice*

One....Two....Three..*makes fart noises with mouth*
Willow: Daaaaaaaaamm girl!! Just remembered, a courtesy flush is a must!!

by Pussy Willow May 11, 2023

Smokey Brown

Smoking weed while sitting on the shitter

"Man I took a mad smokey brown earlier! I was so high, I just sat on the shitter for like thirty minutes!"

by ThatStankDank June 9, 2014

Brown Fist

1. The act of Anal fisting.

Guy1.: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy2.: Why?

Guy1.: I gave her a brown fist.

by The Ward Daddy August 5, 2010

brown five

When you shit for five whole minutes without stopping

"I just took a number two"
"Oh really, well I took a fucking brown five"
"Shit"

by bigminiman12 April 25, 2016

The Brown Bow

The Brown Bow is a way of showing extreme disrespect to someone, where the giver of the brown bow walks up to the receiver, turns around, bends over (or bows) and exposes their ass. Before the receiver can walk away the giver releases a turd, preferably dropping it on the receivers feet.

I quit my job today, my boss, Chris, is such a dick I'm going to give him the brown bow.

by D-pop February 19, 2014

Brown Jerry

**Derived From Californias Very Own Governor, Jerry Brown.**

A Brown Jerry Is A Sexual Movie In Which A Male Has Anal Sex With Their Partner Then Proceeds To Pull It Out And Mushroom Stamp The Partners Forehead. This Is Done To Show Dominance.

Verb- Brown Jerried

Ex: I Brown Jerried Her Yesterday.

*Guy- Hey Do You See That Girl Over There?
*Girl- Yeah What About Her?
*Guy- I Gave Her A Brown Jerry Her Last Week.
*Girl- Whats That?
*Guy- Come Over Tonight And Ill Show You, I Only Do It To Certain People.
*Girl- Oh Alriht, Im Excited To Get A Brown Jerry.

.... Girl Comes Over That Night..... Never Speaks To That Guy Again.

by LivLovesLife November 18, 2010