bitchy mcbitch bitcherson

a name describing a female who is two-faced, bitchy, a hoe, mean, a jerk (not a good one), and pear-shaped....

synonyms:
pearass, shakira, pearbitch, colorguard, and pear-shaped

antonyms:
nice, holier than thou, respectable, has a life, and hour-glass-shaped

Guy 1: Yeah.... She's the girl that wrote that blog.... What was her name??

Guy 2: IDK.... Probably Bitchy McBitch Bitcherson!!

Both: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

by jessboutilier14 February 5, 2010

bitcheater

One who consumes human beings defined as "bitches" on a daily basis.

Derogatory term.

Wow, John is being a real bitcheater tonight.

That bitcheater just ate my bitch!

by Owyn Caropiana January 22, 2008

bitchprick

a hetero male (metrosexual or otherwise) who is catty / bitchy in a stereotypically feminine way but without loss of masculinity; a hereto male who cuttingly gossips; bitch + prick

Female friend: "Remember X from high school?"
Male friend: "Oh yeah, the one who would hike her skirt for a lollipop, much less love or cash? Yeah, I remember her."
Female friend: "Wow, who's a bitchprick today?"

"My boyfriend is a nice guy but sometimes the way he disses people--a real bitchprick."

by Ph(abulous) D(iva) July 30, 2009

bitchez be jockin'

When a bitch is using you.

"I can't believe she hasn't called me back, I took her to Applebees and everything!'
"DAMN, BITCHEz BE JOCKIN'."

by ohhaygurl January 3, 2012

You get no bitches

Something someone would say when they’ve never talked to a female in their entire life

Guy 1: You get no bitches
Guy 2: I gave your mom HIV last night after she told me that you’ll be a virgin for the rest of your life

by DiggityBick May 22, 2022

Bitchen

A New York City studio apartment that is basically a bedroom with a kitchen in it... a bitchen.

I have a bitchen apartment on the Upper West Side.

by ADRobinson January 13, 2011

fuck bitches

The one thing every man discovers at one point in his life. Usually this occurs while smoking a blizzy and hangin' with ya homeboys.

Additionally, 'Gettin money' comes clearly before bitches, as quoted by The Best Rapper Alive:
"Get Money. Fuck bitches."

JP: "Hey Chri, that shit hit you hard or what?"
Chri: "Nah man, I just be thinkin'"
JP: "'Bout what?"
Chri: "Fuck bitches."
JP: "Hell ya son, just like my boy Weezy does it."
Chri: "Get money. Fuck bitches."
JP: "The best rapper alive fo sho."
Chri: "Gangsta to tha core. Ankle wrapped flame paint ya kitchen floor."
JP: "Shit's cold"

by Yo CHRI August 2, 2008