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The Brown Birthday Suit

The Brown Birthday Suit - On your birthday, your partner holds a lit birthday candle in their mouth. You sing happy birthday to yourself (because there's a candle in your partner's mouth). After finishing your birthday song, you blow out the candle with a forceful diarrhea spray. Usually, it happens at the height of the birthday celebration.
My mom wanted to give me the brown birthday suit, but I got her to give it to my dad instead.
by ToastyStephen69 August 16, 2019
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birthday envy

When someone is celebrating a birthday, there is always one person in the group who gets as drunk or drunker then the person celebrating the birthday. This is generally a result of hanging out with the birthday person the whole night and thus weaseling in on many free 'birthday drinks', while also buying their own drinks.
Bob: "Yo, did you see Steve last night .... guy was a mess"

Tom: "Yah man, he was drunker then me, and it was MY birthday"

Bob: "haha, yah man, definite case of birthday envy"

Tom: "definite!"
by Adam SSS December 15, 2008
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Birthday Mess

The remaints of a good birthday. Tons of wrapping paper, ribbons and presents scattered all over a table or the ground.
Mom: Son!!!!! Clean up your birthday mess!!

Son: In a minute!
by NewWords007 September 12, 2010
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Birthday Cleaning

When you receive a Facebook message telling you of your "friends" birthdays and you suddenly realize you neither know or like these people so you "unfriend" them.
"Dude, I got a Facebook message today telling me about 27 peoples birthdays coming up this month who I fucking hate. So, I did some Birthday Cleaning. Happy birthday dicks!
by MattMat757 March 1, 2011
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birthday taco

1. a low-end gift for somebody's birthday that you forgot and/or did not know about

2. a tortilla filled with flan, ice cream and candles (sparklers in some parts)

3. sex with your wife/girlfriend on your birthday
1. oh, it was your birthday? here is the last pork taco from my meal, its a birthday taco.

2. Esteban would have enjoyed his brithday taco more if the sparklers did not burn him in the eyes.

3. so where is my birthday taco?
by nowunyouno May 21, 2011
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birthday suiting

the act of displaying a close friendship between two friends by getting as undressed as you both feel comfortable and either hugging, snuggling, or any display of affection you feel apropriate. pushing the limits is encouraged.
john and sally get in there underware and hug to show there love & friendship for each other. they are officially birthday suiting
by master69man August 24, 2011
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To process in batch the sending of multiple birthday wishes to one's external friends on facebook.
Ah, look: I have EIGHT friends with birthdays today...
Hmm, looks like its time for a bit of birthday greeting batch processing...
*Copies and pastes the same text: "Happy Birthday have a great day! :)" into every 'say happy birthday' box*
by Captain Capable August 15, 2012
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