beccasaurus

stay away. beware of the beccasaurus! she will eat you from the inside. she starts on the bladder and works her way up to the brain. she is living inside you if you caseybate too much. she eats little children.

that beccasaurus makes my internal organs slosh around.

by lolalivesunderatree January 23, 2009

Because I said so

A thought-terminating cliché used by authoritarian parents to suppress disobedience and critical thinking in children. Often most seen in Asian parents.

Child: Can I get a switch for my 14th birthday? All my friends have one and I wanna play with them at recess

Parent: No. No fun allowed in school, only study.
Child: But why?!
Parent: Because I said so!!!
Some guy sitting next to them in public: *slow claps* Wow! What an answer! I'm sure your child is totally going to believe that one!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 25, 2021

Colin beck

A gay guy that pees out rainbows from his vagina. Also a gaylord that has once pooped on his sisters barbies. Biggest fuckin gayboy. Usually transgender. Rarely female to male but mostly male to female. Transition starts around 7th to 8th grade. Once a fuckboy always a fuckboy as colin is.

Guy 1- whos that????
Guy 2- OMG RUN Its colin beck HES GONNA MAKE US HAVE SEX WITH HIM

by Gayboy motel March 18, 2015

Becca

Becca is the coolest and prettiest girl you will ever meet, she's funny cute and a smoker. But who the hell cares she can than chill with the boys. She is really good friends with people names Julia and Taylor. Usually hangs with hott older boys.

Woahhh....Her name must be Becca

by Staybeautifulbitches September 13, 2011

It's funny because it's true

Statement of truth used when something non-fictional, ironic and hilarious occurs.

<GhettoChubb> Me and my sister went down to the supermarket, and this huge fat chick was standing near the frozen-food section, and I swear to God I thought it was my sister, and I slapped the bitch on the shoulder and said 'Losing a little wait?' and the women turned around and kicked me inside a fridge. A closed fridge!
<Hymenia> Hahahh, its funny because it's true.

by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003

-Beck-

A person who spells the word "idiot" as "idjit", which is very confusing for me.

WTF does idjit mean?

by W_Capone February 26, 2005

Glenn Beck

The special needs cousin of Rush Limbaugh who says things that would land anyone else in the looney bin. He was dumped by Fox News in 2011 for being too crazy, even by Fox News's standards.

Of course, I believe the whole mental insanity thing is just an act and that he's a con-artist just like Rush Limbaugh.

After being dumped by Fox News and curling up into a ball and weeping like a baby, he took his talents to the internet to bring his patented brand of apocalyptic race-baiting directly to the fans. His fans now pay $9.95 a month to hear Glenn. Cheaper than a case of their favorite wine.

That $9.95 really added up. Last year, Glenn made $80 Million. Tying him with Elton John for 8th on Forbes List of Highest Paid Celebrities.

*Slightly off-topic*
Elton John also sang at the wedding of someone else on the list, Rush Limbaugh. Who lives in a house Elton John would call "too gay."

Of course, Glenn Beck does support same-sex marriage so he's not totally evil.

Glenn Beck on Global Warming "That was Hitler's enemy, the Jews. Al Gore's enemy, the UN's enemy, Global Warming."

ACORN "These are the brown shirts."

The Peace Corp. "They're just like Joseph Goebbels."

by Nascarking24 February 5, 2014