The best fucking rum on the face of the planet. It blows Captain Morgan right out of the Fucking Water
by JonathanChance September 28, 2003
Get the Belize Traveller One Barrel Rummug. A very consistent name for the movie.
See, there is an idiom "lock stock and barrel" which means "entirely, from top to bottom".
Also "Lock" is a slang for weed, "Stock" for money, and "barrel" for itself. The major elements in the movie are "copious amounts of ganja", £500,000.00 debt, and two antique shotguns which are used to fight Rory Breaker - who, by the way, is the most cruel and coolest gangster in the world.
See, there is an idiom "lock stock and barrel" which means "entirely, from top to bottom".
Also "Lock" is a slang for weed, "Stock" for money, and "barrel" for itself. The major elements in the movie are "copious amounts of ganja", £500,000.00 debt, and two antique shotguns which are used to fight Rory Breaker - who, by the way, is the most cruel and coolest gangster in the world.
It seemed meaningless and lame as a movie name at first, but it all appeared to me when I saw it. It was truely "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels".
by Neverlander February 10, 2009
Get the Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrelsmug. Another great gangster movie directed by Guy Ritchie. Not gangster-gangsta movie, but gangsta-hahafunny movie.
Also, the only known movie to feature a guy getting beaten to death with a 15 inch black dildo. Seriously.
Also, the only known movie to feature a guy getting beaten to death with a 15 inch black dildo. Seriously.
"Well, suffice to say, he got pissed.
"Well what happened?"
"He picked up the closest physical object he could get his hands on, which just happened to be a 15 inch black cock, and proceeded to beat the unlucky bastard to death with it. Certainly not the best way to go."
"Well what happened?"
"He picked up the closest physical object he could get his hands on, which just happened to be a 15 inch black cock, and proceeded to beat the unlucky bastard to death with it. Certainly not the best way to go."
by Uncle Pablo January 17, 2004
Get the Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrelsmug. A brilliant movie, which you can't help watching a million times without gettin bored.
Best if you want to improve your Cockney =)
Best if you want to improve your Cockney =)
(From Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels)
- Oh and, if you do have to buy sodding fertiliser, could you be a little more subtle?
- What d'you mean?
- We grow copious amounts of ganja right?
-( nods and smiles stupidly) Yeah !
- And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser... You don't look like your horti-fucking-culturalist. That's what I mean Willie.
- Oh and, if you do have to buy sodding fertiliser, could you be a little more subtle?
- What d'you mean?
- We grow copious amounts of ganja right?
-( nods and smiles stupidly) Yeah !
- And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser... You don't look like your horti-fucking-culturalist. That's what I mean Willie.
by Willxl January 19, 2007
Get the Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrelsmug. When a man lays on his back, with his pants at his ankles, pulling his knees up to his chin, and having sufficient relaxation skills to allow his testicles to hang loose over his anus, he then expels gas, with such a force as to move his testicles out away from his anus, so that onlookers can verify the sack-to-sphincter air gap.
by TF Gumby January 2, 2008
Get the Double Barrell Hog Back Growlermug. by berrydrew June 20, 2018
Get the i want cracker barrel for dinnermug. a very good time(from the the name of a toy consisting of a plastic barrel filled with flat plastic monkeys that can be hung by each others curved arms)
by The Return of Light Joker December 17, 2007
Get the more fun than a barrel of monkeysmug.