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Paradox Bar

A bar or club that only lets in regulars. Only a few bars are true paradoxes. Others instead only restricts their audience to regulars on certain weekdays, or between certain times - or a combination of both.
Bouncer: "Sorry, we only let in regulars today. You're not going in."
Non-regular A: "What? How can you be a regular without being let in regularly? This bar is a paradox"
Non-regular B: "Yeah, fucking Paradox Bar"
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C: "Wanna go down to the Havana Club?"
D: "Nah, we'll never get in - it's a Paradox Bar"
by Oby July 25, 2012
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Elf Bar

Basically every cool teenager's favourite toy at the minute.

You could be in class, at work, at the local park or even in your cousin Spack No.3's room and 9 times out of 10 come across an Elf Bar vape.

Since these vapes are only one time use, it is also not uncommon to see them discarded around the street.
Spack No.2: If I had a pound every time I saw an Elf Bar, I can probably give Southampton the money to sign a new goal keeper to replace Fraser Forster!
by Jack Spank9049 June 10, 2022
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Genuine Bars

When you had your homies agree on something
Charlie: let's get pizza

Bena: genuine bars
by King Charlie 👑 November 20, 2016
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Bar Friend

1. Someone you only hangout with at the bar or club. The person is usually a major D-Bag or Bitch. But, very funny or good looking.

2. Someone you roll with to the bar to pick up dudes or girls.

3. Someone you see at the bar once in a while and hook up with. Some you would never bring home to mom, but you would have sex with in a bathroom.

4. Someone you might date, but, prolly not.

5. Someone who can drink a lot.
"Hey, man you wanna date that girl?" Nah, we are just bar friends, we hooked up once, it was cool."
by DrSpinLA March 22, 2011
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pee bar

pee bar (n.)

A magic bar that appears when your bladder is full. It is often in reference to video game fanatics. As your bladder empties, the pee bar animated, slowly retreats back to nothing.
Video game nerd (1): My pee bar is full.

Video game nerd (2): Better go empty it before it explodes.

Both snort and giggle.
by geckopaws April 2, 2012
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Narr Bar

A web site called Mikey's Narr bar. The site is full of odd stories that make no sense but are very funny. The creator of this site is has yet to come forth and it is unknown if he/she ever will.
visit at mikeysnarrbar.webs.com or shenanigins.webs.com. Narr bar!
by Hammockhumiliation July 21, 2010
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Bar Sick

Becoming car sick after visiting a bar for too long.
On the way home from the New Year's party at the local bar, Billy became bar sick in the back of the cab.
by teacher on the side February 16, 2010
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