Jayden Barnett

This person is a legend. A sigma. Whenever women see him they bow down to him hoping they could become one of his partners. This person is the most masculine man ever to exist. He is the straightest male ever never to become lgbtq+. All men respect him and all women want him. He is the man with the biggest cock n balls and a toned muscular light skin body. He has black curly hair a strong jawline with a constant stoic expression.

Woman 1: Omg is that Jayden Barnett?!
Woman 2: Wow he’s so amazing and perfect

by FollowerOfJayden May 25, 2023

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Clean Barend

The act of NOT masturbating to your girlfriend's emotional breakup letter and instead starting to get on the workout grind because you use that emotional pain to better yourself

Friend 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me

Friend 2: Welp time to do a Clean Barend!

by BrinkedUp October 3, 2023

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Ethan Brentham

Rapunzel with a monster white cock.

I wish I was an Ethan Brentham. I’d get all the bitches.

by Appledumpling69 October 28, 2023

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Linguini Brentonara

Linguini with clams, white wine and spicy Italian sausage.

Cooked for a friend who is so Brissed to the eyeballs that he doesn't recognise his own name in the dish title.
Finally this is explained to him and he delights in his own stupidity.

Brenton - 'Mate, I googled linguini Brentonara and got donuts.'
Micky - 'For fuck sake, I made the name up......BRENTON.'

by Laz November 12, 2023

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