bald

kenneth

kenneth is bald

by megumi’s wife May 9, 2021

bald

kenneth

kenneth is bald lol

by megumi’s wife May 9, 2021

Bald-assed bitch

What you call someone after they warn you about a mistake after you’ve already made it

Beyoncé touches her eyes after eating super chili hot wings and then the host of Hot Wings warns “Don’t touch your eyes!” She yells, “I know NOW, you bald-assed bitch!”

by Luigi Pepperoni May 10, 2021

bald assclown

A bald headed assclown

Hairless finance manager who is acting like a bald assclown.

by Bil Gener June 1, 2012

Bald dick surprise

When you realize all dick heads are bald so there is nothing to worry about.

I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.

by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 24, 2023

Bald Face

Person that’s easy to draw, No unique features.

She Got A Bald Face Or, Yo Face Bald As Hell

by GooneyMan01 January 12, 2024

bald-headed hootenanny

It's a NAME for a Gay Lesbian Chick who thinks she runs shit. And nobody even knows who she is, so that's why she's mad in the first place. Because he's really a she.

That's why you a "bald-headed hootenanny."

by Jake from Fuck You January 20, 2024