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slap your bald friend day

slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head

june 15th
oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!
by okayokaylala June 13, 2023
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Bald spot

That area on the back of a mans head generally named Sterling that is lacking hair. Can be seen from over 20 feet away. Sometimes it is also shiny.
Saw a guy at the store with a bald spot, it reminded me of Sterling on a Friday night!
by Bigdaddy81 December 21, 2017
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Bald Stiff

A person who has no hair and works at mindless boring job that they hate.
Hey Steve! Look at those construction workers over there, a bunch of bald stiffs.
by 19Characters June 16, 2018
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Slap A Bald Head Day

on April 28 (the day musolini died) we slap everyone who is bald and they cant fight back
yo its Slap A Bald Head Day
ye lets go slap some niggas
by appello May 18, 2022
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Banana Bald-Cock

A term to describe the act of vertical cutting along the urethra from the base of the top-hand side of the penis to the base of the bottom-hand side of the penis, then proceeding the peel the skin from the muscle of the penis down to either side, creating a banana-ish looking penis head.
Man I really hate that guy Peter, we should give him the ol' banana bald-cock to teach him a lesson.
by 0dayssinceilastqueefed January 15, 2025
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bald yasuhiro

bald yasuhiro bottom text is a meme originated over making characters bald ig 🚺
person: what's bald yasuhiro
person: bottom text
by ♿️ brb 🚹 ok I'm back January 9, 2021
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bald

something i tell my friend who has 0 hair growing onto his hair
hey antwan

antwan: what

you have 0 hair growing on your head your bald

antwan: ...
by herobean5836 April 25, 2022
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