Blake Bond

ADJECTIVE:
A somewhat slow, frustrating, indecisive, fragile, incredibly sexy, lame joke cracking, drug addicted, lovable, Phineas and Ferb obsessed, stripping Southern boy with a past.

Person 1: *takes a drag* Oh, there you are Perry.
Person 2: Man, you're so Blake Bond.

by mhmx3ilybtb April 12, 2010

Blake

Faggot.

Why did you go out and be a Blake like that?

You're such a Blake!

by paperLord November 4, 2012

Blake

A drunk blond headed kid that spews on everything around him and then doesn't move. Sometimes he even sleeps in it...dirty

I blaked all over the place last night.. Im a mess

by T-Step August 26, 2010

Blake

Someone who got physically powned by a seventh grade pussy. Used to describe some who cant fight or got owned.

Dude, you see that kid over there? He got totally Blaked!!!

by Mach ( mitchel, zach ) May 2, 2009

blake

blake is an epic failure and he walks like a penguin

that guy is such a blake

by kkklove October 10, 2011

Blake

To try something in extreme sports/action sports and fail miserably.

I tried paddling out into double overhead waves at the Strand and got totally blaked.

by Public Pretender July 7, 2011

Blake

An idiot who gets with girls and just breaks there hearts and collects the ones that breake

Rebbeca;oh my gosh Blake just asked me out
Seline;I'm dating Blake

Blake;oh yah I forgot we're through seline

by lreal*#@$% July 2, 2015