blowing wet leaves

The act of performing fellatio on a flaccid penis; seemingly as futile as using a leaf blower on wet leaves.

The hooker was blowing wet leaves for 30 minutes and her john still couldn't get a hard-on.

by Bloody Plow October 19, 2017

blowing a band

Spend $1,000

I'm about to go blowing a band at the mall.

by BkluSmoke May 6, 2018

Blowing a band

Spending over or near $1,000.

I'm blowing a band this Saturday.

by BkluSmoke February 17, 2018

Boringest

When something is the most boringgggggg

“The first episode of the walking dead is the boringesttttt”

by Kmeeliaaaaaa May 14, 2018

blowing up the trap

(v.) to repetitively call or text ones cellular device. in this case ones trap phone.

This chick is blowing up the trap right now and won't leave me alone.

by 6teensounds May 14, 2018

blowing my bubble

When someone hypes you up just to knock you down. Just like how you blow a bubble up till it pops or you are unable to blow anymore and it deflates. Cause a bubble never lasts forever

Guy: hey my bosa said ive been doing really well think I'm gonna get a raise or do you think he was just blowing my bubble

Guy 2: nah bro he's just blowing your bubble

by Bubbles12344 June 8, 2018

boring

Updating text on iweb

Updating text on iweb is boring

by shadex4 June 11, 2018