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bar-hands

hands that have become swollen in the knuckle area due to heavey drinking and smoking, may have acrylic nails, tend to be manly.
"I noticed her bar-hands while she was showing me a diamond ring, must spend a lot time in seedy places."
by DBrowning May 23, 2007
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Bar Tar

The sticky, dirty residue forming on the floors of bars due to a combination of spilled drinks and the dirt from the bottom of people's shoes
"Fuck, man! My new Jordans got so filthy from all the Bar Tar last night!"
by MegadethFan345 June 13, 2015
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glow bar

A bar where alcohol is served and everyone sitting there is looking down at a smartphone not communicating with eachother and the phones light up all their faces. Hence a glow bar.
by That guy man dude November 25, 2013
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Paradox Bar

A bar or club that only lets in regulars. Only a few bars are true paradoxes. Others instead only restricts their audience to regulars on certain weekdays, or between certain times - or a combination of both.
Bouncer: "Sorry, we only let in regulars today. You're not going in."
Non-regular A: "What? How can you be a regular without being let in regularly? This bar is a paradox"
Non-regular B: "Yeah, fucking Paradox Bar"
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C: "Wanna go down to the Havana Club?"
D: "Nah, we'll never get in - it's a Paradox Bar"
by Oby July 25, 2012
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Granola Bar

Person 1: Want to be friends?
C2: Do you have a granola bar?
by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 19, 2020
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Bar Sick

Becoming car sick after visiting a bar for too long.
On the way home from the New Year's party at the local bar, Billy became bar sick in the back of the cab.
by teacher on the side February 16, 2010
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Bar Friend

1. Someone you only hangout with at the bar or club. The person is usually a major D-Bag or Bitch. But, very funny or good looking.

2. Someone you roll with to the bar to pick up dudes or girls.

3. Someone you see at the bar once in a while and hook up with. Some you would never bring home to mom, but you would have sex with in a bathroom.

4. Someone you might date, but, prolly not.

5. Someone who can drink a lot.
"Hey, man you wanna date that girl?" Nah, we are just bar friends, we hooked up once, it was cool."
by DrSpinLA March 22, 2011
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