Spunk bank

Porn collection

My mom found my spunk bank and threw it all away.

by Cramped December 8, 2010

Money In The Bank

A general feeling of security. Having something to rely on. Of breathing room or freedom from worries.

When the gas in my tank, feels like money in the bank..Gonna blow it all this time. Take me one last ride.

by uberdoober May 25, 2012

spank bank

the images, videos, memories, etc. used for a happy healthy session of masterbation.

It had been a few weeks since he had had sex, so he felt it necessary to get out the spank bank and jerk off happily.

by Weapons of Mass Seduction March 10, 2009

Yank and Bank

To perform the yank and bank one must be having sex in a "doggy style" position with a woman that has a pony tail. Right before the moment of ecstasy the man yanks on the woman's pony tail and turns their two bodies to the left or right. This is a favorite move of pilots.

Pilot 1: I was in Chicago last night between flights and pulled the yank and bank on that super fly flight attendant.

Pilot 2: Man the yank and bank is so dope!

by Mr Bigillsworth February 22, 2010

Piggy Bank

When you are fucking a fat chick and you place a penny up in her pussy and don't tell her about it

I gave that girl a piggy bank last night.

by JohnnyJackass January 12, 2006

Chitty Banking

Len Goodman's expression for smartening up, as he said on Dancing with the Stars to Pamela Anderson

Len: "you are chitty banking from last week to now"
Carrie Ann: "What??"
Len: "Chitty Banking, you know, smartening up, google it"

by almerv46 March 29, 2010

internet banking

1. Using the world wide web to view your financial status and arrange your transactions.
2. Wanking with assistance from the world wide web.

1. Steve: The ATM's out, I need to check my balance.
Dave: It's all about internet banking, dude.
2. Trevor: Where were you last night, man? I called round yours like 3 times.
Nigel: Sorry man, 4 hours of pure internet banking.

by sming January 8, 2010