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Australians

Australians are just British people that advanced higher up the skill tree.
"Australians are just British people that advanced higher up the skill tree." - RussianBadger
by WhiskeyPete July 5, 2025
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Australian

someone who's permanately upside down and they're stupid fucking toilets spin in the wrong direction
"hey Paul are you australian?" "yea." "fuck you and your toilet Paul"
by the penn November 28, 2019
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Australian Breath Mint

The act of gaping your partners anus, then shooting tic tacs in the open hole like basketball while yelling, "From down unda!".
I gave my girl the ol Australian Breath Mint last night.
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Australian Cone Pipe

The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.
Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."
by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024
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Australian road train

A phrase that sounds like an innuendo, but isn't.
-"That sounds just like an Australian road train, if ya know what I mean"

-No! I don't!
by Knightmusic December 25, 2020
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australian kiss

person 1: yea, we australian kissed

person 2: damn dude, can't believe you went down there
by zephyrscylla March 20, 2023
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Australian bird

Person 1: Oh man do i love them australian birds yeee
Person 2: Ew no thats gross
by shirleyjjjjjjjj January 17, 2013
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