When hiking, stopping only to let those behind you to catch up and then quickly continuing without letting them rest.
The hike was great, but I am really tired because Colin's friends kept pulling these asshole stops on me.
by Brewer Adam August 5, 2007
Get the asshole stopmug. The art of folding the last piece of toilet paper to in order to maximize the amount of clean wipes after taking a shit.
by JDubbaya November 28, 2011
Get the Asshole Origamimug. When you've had the squits, subsequently have had to wipe your ass about 6 times in less than an hour, what was once plump and robust is now a dry shrivelled husk of an anus. That is chapped asshole.
by Chappedasshole April 5, 2019
Get the Chapped assholemug. Someone who appears to be helpful but really is not helpful at all. Gives you more information than you had previously but not enough to do anything with it.
The IT guy is such a helpful asshole. He told me he knew how to fix my email but he has no intention of fixing it.
by Diet Dr. Pepper9 January 9, 2009
Get the Helpful Assholemug. A person with full skill at being an asshole.Only men can be a proffesional asshole.Proffesional assholes are very sarcastic,and annoy people for hours.they wont stop until they see your pissed off.(i.e Me)
by Peewee-hermanizer January 2, 2015
Get the Proffesional Assholemug. Its used for an extremely difficult but almost impossible situation, but its when you finally pull threw and get the job done Anchors and assholes!
on a boat catching a 300 pound plus fish using light weight fishing equipment spending hours out on the boat and somehow finally managing to get the fish in your position, freaking anchors and assholes
by flathead saunders November 20, 2010
Get the anchors and assholesmug. I was taking a crap and it felt like I was giving birth to an asshole anaconda. When I was done, I looked into the bowl and saw it curled up looking ready to strike out. It was a triple double flusher before I got rid of that thing!
by danofiremano December 7, 2013
Get the asshole anacondamug.