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andrew

A god amongst men, there are few people truly worthy to be bestowed with the name Andrew. Women want him, and men want to be him. He's the life of a party, even if he's not invited. Andrew is capable of great feats, not just in the bedroom, although he is a consummate lover, but sometimes just out of spite.

Andrews can typically stop a rampaging bull with a strong, frank punch to the face, yet be as gentle as a mother doe to her fawn. He's the stuff of legends. Songs are written about him, plays a penned, entire. He can steal hearts with a glance, moisten panties with a breath, and command loyalty with a snap of the fingers.

In short, Andrew is the man to be and the man to beat, but few are capable to fill his shoes and fewer still can best him.
Dude, Andrew showed up, this party doesn't suck to be at any more!

Hey, Andrew, can I have copious amounts of sex with you?

Andrew, terrorists hijacked a bus full of nuns! We need your help!

Andrew is my favorite customer. He pays with exact change.
by Andrew's #1 Fan October 24, 2010
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andrew

Andrew is a good person overall. At times, he can be retarded, stupid, or just act plain dumb. But that's the cute part about him. Sometimes he's just really cringey. But when he laughs, it makes you want that laugh and smile to live on. Though he may not seem to care about what you say if you rant to him, he can just be there to listen to you when no one else will. He won't judge you or ever bring it up in a conversation again. I doubt he will ever remember it either. You can trust him with your secrets.
Haha, Andrew is back at it again with a new cringe compilation of his everyday life.
by PersonalExperiences January 12, 2017
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andrew

An AMAZING boy, super funny and really nice, has an awesome sense of humor and has the best hair. Not always nice to his/her siblings but should be, and gets all of the girls, and has a huge clock.
Andrew is hot and made me laugh
by leilahisabadperson December 9, 2015
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andrew

Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser
Man, is Andrew cool. I wish I was him...
by ASM BITCH December 25, 2007
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andrew

kitty person who is outgoing and loves everything and he is a lit mf
when it is somebody day to have fun andrew appears
by bolts123 April 20, 2018
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andrew

never fucking replies to my messages
bob: hey have you talked to andrew?
jeff: no he doesnt fucking reply
by mynameisunknownlmao February 19, 2019
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andrew

AN EXTREMELY Sexy guy who all girls love!!!! GETS THE LADIES ALRIGHT!!! and is a sex god, especially in bed, he is a god in bed!!!
by HALOL June 12, 2015
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