the act of being a complete homo, or a word used to increase your chances of hurting someone when cussing them out
by napoleonniggermuffin April 26, 2010
When you've been drinkin' well liqour and Schlitz for days on end and you finally have to take a shit. When you sit down on the toilet and your asshole explodes with straight nasty brown liquid. Nothing solid, just liquid shit splatter all over the place.
by Mr. McGigglepuff June 06, 2011
After all the time I knew Eric, I didn't realize he was an Anal Beadler until I accidently walked in on him sucking on his girlfriend's freshly used anal beads.
by BushBaybee December 15, 2009
A splinter that is unfortunately obtained in a stripper's anus whilst sliding down a wooden stripper pole during a performance in an eco-friendly strip club.
Kristal's performance was sadly cut short when she received an anal schplinter on her first trip down the bamboo stripper pole.
by Aaddam August 19, 2012
Person 1: Holy shit! Are you okay? You were in the bathroom for 30 minutes!
Person 2: I don’t know. I just experienced an anal summoning.
Person 2: I don’t know. I just experienced an anal summoning.
by blurrylights February 14, 2019
by dstro-y December 08, 2011
The act of using both of your hands to forcefully insert a weasel you bought off a black man into your anal canal where it will live inside you for the next 3.14 weeks until it shredds out of your urethra using its sharp teeth.
by Twenty Juan Pilots November 29, 2016