anal landscaper

the act of being a complete homo, or a word used to increase your chances of hurting someone when cussing them out
god, that jalin kid is such an anal landscaper. Who the hell flirts with their football coaches?
by napoleonniggermuffin April 26, 2010
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Anal period

When you've been drinkin' well liqour and Schlitz for days on end and you finally have to take a shit. When you sit down on the toilet and your asshole explodes with straight nasty brown liquid. Nothing solid, just liquid shit splatter all over the place.
Hey girl, I finally got my anal period today!
by Mr. McGigglepuff June 06, 2011
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Anal Beadler

A person, male or female, that orally plays with used anal beads directly from an anus.
After all the time I knew Eric, I didn't realize he was an Anal Beadler until I accidently walked in on him sucking on his girlfriend's freshly used anal beads.
by BushBaybee December 15, 2009
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Anal Schplinter

A splinter that is unfortunately obtained in a stripper's anus whilst sliding down a wooden stripper pole during a performance in an eco-friendly strip club.
Kristal's performance was sadly cut short when she received an anal schplinter on her first trip down the bamboo stripper pole.
by Aaddam August 19, 2012
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anal summoning

when your shit is so bad it feels like a demon is being summoned from your ass
Person 1: Holy shit! Are you okay? You were in the bathroom for 30 minutes!
Person 2: I don’t know. I just experienced an anal summoning.
by blurrylights February 14, 2019
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Anal Mayonnaise

A slimy discharge that comes out of the anus after anal sex
Bernice had to go change her underwear because if was full of anal mayonnaise.
by dstro-y December 08, 2011
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anal weasel

The act of using both of your hands to forcefully insert a weasel you bought off a black man into your anal canal where it will live inside you for the next 3.14 weeks until it shredds out of your urethra using its sharp teeth.
Colin: "Where's Jack?"
Luke: " Jack got an anal weasel"
by Twenty Juan Pilots November 29, 2016
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