When regular sex is out of the question with your work wife, classmate, or friend. A "platonic anal" hint or suggestion never hurts... well it doesn't hurt the person giving the anal.
MARCO: "Hey Erin, I wouldn't want to ruin our work relationship with classic vaginal sex or an unwanted pregnancy. Howabout we go all Christian Republican in this bitch and do a little platonic anal." ERIN: "Makes sense. Let's do this! Although I must warn you, I had Chipotle for lunch."
by Terio Marin May 22, 2016
Get the platonic analmug. When you've been drinkin' well liqour and Schlitz for days on end and you finally have to take a shit. When you sit down on the toilet and your asshole explodes with straight nasty brown liquid. Nothing solid, just liquid shit splatter all over the place.
by Mr. McGigglepuff November 30, 2011
Get the Anal periodmug. by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014
Get the anal tootmug. I think John's presentation would have been better if he had anally consumed a live parakeet instead of just feeding it.
by Lawrence K. February 10, 2010
Get the Anally Consumemug. After all the time I knew Eric, I didn't realize he was an Anal Beadler until I accidently walked in on him sucking on his girlfriend's freshly used anal beads.
by BushBaybee December 14, 2009
Get the Anal Beadlermug. by YaBoy1155 June 8, 2017
Get the anal beesmug. Hey Caleb, so what’s happened last night with you and your girl?? “She put a finger in my butt and now I have a anal trapezoid.
by Official if Tony September 21, 2022
Get the anal trapezoidmug.