anal toot

Someone who snorts cocaine up their ass.

anal toot- Ahhh that was a good one, let me get another.

by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014

platonic anal

When regular sex is out of the question with your work wife, classmate, or friend. A "platonic anal" hint or suggestion never hurts... well it doesn't hurt the person giving the anal.

MARCO: "Hey Erin, I wouldn't want to ruin our work relationship with classic vaginal sex or an unwanted pregnancy. Howabout we go all Christian Republican in this bitch and do a little platonic anal." ERIN: "Makes sense. Let's do this! Although I must warn you, I had Chipotle for lunch."

by Terio Marin May 22, 2016

Anal Head

It’s the same as fisting someone but you use your fucking head

Slut! It’s time for your daily dose of anal head you fucking dirty slut

by Dac December 13, 2019

Anal Blitzkrieg

A brutal anal pounding by a German

Andrew's German friend unleashed an Anal Blitzkrieg on his ass.

by Benjo82 February 11, 2019

anal logger

A person who performs the act of shaving the hair around the asshole.

Peter was going to participate in anal sex tonight. He shaved his butt crack to get ready. Peter is an anal logger.

by JT8087 March 7, 2010

anal snowman

when you put a cantaloupe, watermelon, pumpkin, covered in mayonnaise, in that order.

wanna come over and help me with an anal snowman

by snowman410 November 2, 2022

anal weasel

The act of using both of your hands to forcefully insert a weasel you bought off a black man into your anal canal where it will live inside you for the next 3.14 weeks until it shredds out of your urethra using its sharp teeth.

Colin: "Where's Jack?"
Luke: " Jack got an anal weasel"

by Twenty Juan Pilots November 28, 2016