3:00 am

3 o clock in the morning.

"Hey, let's meet up at 3:00 AM."

by theurbanguy October 31, 2013

Am i fat?

A trick question possed by woman that is intended to put a man in an akward position given she IS gaining weight. This question is propossed to purposly make the man lie if she is. If she is not, then just say know.

woman: I think im getting a little fat, Am i fat?

man: yeah

woman: >:

by diego, sweaty December 16, 2008

Am i adopted?

A question to your parents when feeling depression.

Tommyinit: Am i adopted?
His mom: Yeah
Tommyinit: oh.

by TheV2playsindictionary March 21, 2021

I am a turtle

When all the fangirls misunderstand what you said.

You: "I̴̥̍̅͊ ̶̭̲͆A ̨̹̥̠̿̌͠M̴̛̬͍̀̊̕ ̹̓̀͂̉E ̜̥̲̤̏͑T̵̲̗͇͉̑È̵͕̖̣̗̓͝R ̪̫̟̩̄̓̒N̴̳͉̝̮̆̌A ͎͎̅͒Ḷ̵̒͐͗̕"
Random Fangirl: Omg, did he just say "I am a turtle?"
You: ...no wtf

by thatJSEandMerkfangirl April 28, 2019

i am looking

the act of looking intently.

I am looking respectfully or disrespectfully

*shows me a photo of liam payne*
"I am looking"

by liampayne365 October 4, 2021

2 AM shuffle

The act of hooking up with a less attractive college girl after midnight because of a lack of other options. It is transactional in nature; there is no sleeping over and it is a one-time occurrence.

"Phil, what'd you do last night"?

"Eh, just a bit of the 2 am shuffle"

by etymologycrusader September 24, 2019

12:00 AM

It’s Tomorrow! It’s A New Day! 12:00 AM Is When Everyone Is Asleep Except People Who Does Not Wana Sleep! 12:00 AM Will Be October 5. It’s 2019 Right Now. More People Will Be Awake In The New Year To See The New Year.

The Time Is 12:00 AM.
The New Year Is Awesome.

by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 October 4, 2019