Asshole Origami

The art of folding the last piece of toilet paper to in order to maximize the amount of clean wipes after taking a shit.

Hey Scott, replace the toilet paper next time! I had to play asshole origami in there!

by JDubbaya November 28, 2011

asshole stop

When hiking, stopping only to let those behind you to catch up and then quickly continuing without letting them rest.

The hike was great, but I am really tired because Colin's friends kept pulling these asshole stops on me.

by Brewer Adam August 5, 2007

anchors and assholes

Its used for an extremely difficult but almost impossible situation, but its when you finally pull threw and get the job done Anchors and assholes!

on a boat catching a 300 pound plus fish using light weight fishing equipment spending hours out on the boat and somehow finally managing to get the fish in your position, freaking anchors and assholes

by flathead saunders November 20, 2010

Proffesional Asshole

A person with full skill at being an asshole.Only men can be a proffesional asshole.Proffesional assholes are very sarcastic,and annoy people for hours.they wont stop until they see your pissed off.(i.e Me)

(Pretends to straighten tie)The proffesional asshole is here

by Peewee-hermanizer January 2, 2015

Chapped asshole

When you've had the squits, subsequently have had to wipe your ass about 6 times in less than an hour, what was once plump and robust is now a dry shrivelled husk of an anus. That is chapped asshole.

Awwww.... yooooooo......... I've got chapped asshole

by Chappedasshole April 5, 2019

asshole anaconda

A huge unbroken (pop-can round) long turd that curls around in the toilet bowl like a snake.

I was taking a crap and it felt like I was giving birth to an asshole anaconda. When I was done, I looked into the bowl and saw it curled up looking ready to strike out. It was a triple double flusher before I got rid of that thing!

by danofiremano December 7, 2013

fish's asshole

The anus of a fish which, given that fish spend all their lives in water, would have to provide a very tight seal. Metaphorically, the term is usually used in conjunction with the words "tighter than a" to indicate that someone could hardly be more frugal with his spending.

Tom: "I never leave a tip when I eat out- even if the service was excellent".

Jerry: "Man, you are tighter than a fish's asshole".

by poo hole December 21, 2012