anal weasel

The act of using both of your hands to forcefully insert a weasel you bought off a black man into your anal canal where it will live inside you for the next 3.14 weeks until it shredds out of your urethra using its sharp teeth.
Colin: "Where's Jack?"
Luke: " Jack got an anal weasel"
by Twenty Juan Pilots November 29, 2016
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platonic anal

When regular sex is out of the question with your work wife, classmate, or friend. A "platonic anal" hint or suggestion never hurts... well it doesn't hurt the person giving the anal.
MARCO: "Hey Erin, I wouldn't want to ruin our work relationship with classic vaginal sex or an unwanted pregnancy. Howabout we go all Christian Republican in this bitch and do a little platonic anal." ERIN: "Makes sense. Let's do this! Although I must warn you, I had Chipotle for lunch."
by Terio Marin May 23, 2016
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anal trapezoid

Not a normal butthole, trapezoid shaped
Hey Caleb, so what’s happened last night with you and your girl?? “She put a finger in my butt and now I have a anal trapezoid.
by Official if Tony September 21, 2022
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Hurricane Anal

When a hurricane passes by you on the coast, but circles back and comes in the back door.
Bob: Hurricane Matthew is a Cat 4 coming our way!
Tom: I know, but it's coming back for some Hurricane Anal as a 2!
by Urban humor October 06, 2016
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anal landscaper

the act of being a complete homo, or a word used to increase your chances of hurting someone when cussing them out
god, that jalin kid is such an anal landscaper. Who the hell flirts with their football coaches?
by napoleonniggermuffin April 26, 2010
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anal snowman

when you put a cantaloupe, watermelon, pumpkin, covered in mayonnaise, in that order.
wanna come over and help me with an anal snowman
by snowman410 November 02, 2022
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Anal period

When you've been drinkin' well liqour and Schlitz for days on end and you finally have to take a shit. When you sit down on the toilet and your asshole explodes with straight nasty brown liquid. Nothing solid, just liquid shit splatter all over the place.
Hey girl, I finally got my anal period today!
by Mr. McGigglepuff June 06, 2011
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