by bigdickbandit69420 April 09, 2021
A splinter that is unfortunately obtained in a stripper's anus whilst sliding down a wooden stripper pole during a performance in an eco-friendly strip club.
Kristal's performance was sadly cut short when she received an anal schplinter on her first trip down the bamboo stripper pole.
by Aaddam August 19, 2012
by snowman410 November 02, 2022
The act of using both of your hands to forcefully insert a weasel you bought off a black man into your anal canal where it will live inside you for the next 3.14 weeks until it shredds out of your urethra using its sharp teeth.
by Twenty Juan Pilots November 29, 2016
When regular sex is out of the question with your work wife, classmate, or friend. A "platonic anal" hint or suggestion never hurts... well it doesn't hurt the person giving the anal.
MARCO: "Hey Erin, I wouldn't want to ruin our work relationship with classic vaginal sex or an unwanted pregnancy. Howabout we go all Christian Republican in this bitch and do a little platonic anal." ERIN: "Makes sense. Let's do this! Although I must warn you, I had Chipotle for lunch."
by Terio Marin May 23, 2016
Hey Caleb, so what’s happened last night with you and your girl?? “She put a finger in my butt and now I have a anal trapezoid.
by Official if Tony September 21, 2022
Bob: Hurricane Matthew is a Cat 4 coming our way!
Tom: I know, but it's coming back for some Hurricane Anal as a 2!
Tom: I know, but it's coming back for some Hurricane Anal as a 2!
by Urban humor October 06, 2016