PornHub Ads

Pornhub ads are quite possibly the worst thing in the world.

There are two main types:
1. The bonerkiller.
"Mature ladies in your area" Shows a picture of someone's grandma FUCKING NAKED
2. The cringe.
Either really bad acting, or copy and pasted text to speech over a stolen rule 34 animation.
"You will cum to this game in 0.00043454 milliseconds", "YO, EVER HEARD OF JERKMATE???!!"

Either way both are usually scams... no idea why they are allowed at all

I was having a great time on PornHub, until all of the PornHub Ads finally loaded in

by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 1, 2023

ad

your name is really weird and you were trying to do that tiktok challenge.

I tried to do the tiktok trend and I got ‘ad’

by defshady July 25, 2021

Ads

The videos that want to prevent you from watching what your going to watch, thankfully there’s a report ad and skip ad button so be thankful before they remove those features

GOD DAMN IT THESE STUPID ASS ADS KEEP POPPING UP MY FUCKING SCREEN!!!!

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 June 4, 2023

Argumentum ad tomatotiam

The logical fallacy that someone's opinion about a movie can be completely discounted by quoting it's score on Rotten Tomatoes

He tried to pull "Argumentum ad tomatotiam" on me about John Wick and I told him to shove it

by andybak November 21, 2021

ad hominymph

A person who likes to debate online but whose idea of debate consists solely of levying ad hominem attacks until everyone loses interest in debating with her, at which point she declares victory.

OP: Posts something on social media.
Commenter: I disagree with what you said.
Commenter: For real, I disagree. Let's discuss.
Commenter: Why are you ignoring me?

OP: Because I have better things to do than debate online with a known ad hominymph. If I wanted to do something frustrating and pointless, I'd try to solve a Rubik's Cube.

by MrJeMrJeeves September 24, 2017

AD the weeb

The best anime supplier but he doesn't supply hentais

AD the weeb gave me some lolis

by Not homeless at all March 2, 2021

Mobile game ads

stupid video shit on games that are used on online games such as tall man run, melon sandbox, join clash 3d, hole io and etc that has a woman's hand with painted fingernails that does intentionally stupid moves and strategies to lose on purpose, some mobile game ads like fishdom have literally fake gameplays where you start as a fish, you eat other small fishes and eat the king fish, but at the middle of the ad the bot fails to complete the task which literally attracts children into thinking that mode exists, but its just a match 3 puzzle game like candy crush and homescapes. additionally the woman's hand is being controlled by a bot or some stupid ai that loses on purpose because of their low iq. some of them are brainrot while little of them are a bit NSFW. plus when the game ad video finishes it has a very fake blue install button that sends you to google play store.

Mobile game ads sucks the hand is stupid!

by The roblox maxwell cat :) February 21, 2025