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Tony's touch

Adding exaggerations to or inflating a story to make it sound interesting.
From the celebrity Tony Montana who was know for his exaggerations.
True story: John tripped over a rock last night.
Tony's touch: John was walking down the street last night when a saw a bullet flying towards him and, while trying to dodge it, sees a cat beside his right foot and trips over it, dodging a oncoming car while falling.
by DPKM September 23, 2011
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Skinny Tony

The act of dressing up a man's penis as an early 1930's gangster. Followed by shouting loudley 'ARE YOU A SNITCH'.
Tim: 'Hey, have you seen Bobbi is he coming out tonight?'
Bartholemew: 'Nah bro, I heard Lisa's giving him a skinny Tony'
*Both men chuckle and tickle eachothers sacks in compliance*
by Lady filth June 24, 2017
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TONY SMITH

1. a man with many alias names AND secrets
2. narcissist with 2 schizoid personalities: Dr Hard Dick & Mr Whore
3. loves strippers, strip clubs and brothels
4. addicted to deep throat blow jobs
5. secretly videotapes ALL of his 'strange' sex meetings and dubs the female moans into songs
6. cold and abusive in bed
7. hardest working Master in the universe
8. Devil, Satan, great red dragon, Serpent, false prophet, Beast, liar, deceiver, thief.
9. Producer; designer, performer, singer, songwriter, musician, pianist, guitarist, trucker
10. A nightmare disguised as a dreamy fantasy
11. a beautiful monster of reality

This guy can take on many personas to suit his selfish needs and appears to be something he's not for the deception and collection of mistresses; whom he degrades, humiliates and exploits in Pornos, all the while manipulating them to believe that he really loves them. Truthfully, he hates the female race: they're dumb, empty and weak in his mind; they are his enemy, and counted as livestock sacrifices and sex slaves. His worst enemy is a whore just like he is: he doesn't like the competition. He owns half of the world but dresses very casual in jeans and t-shirts, and acts so shy and innocent. DON'T BE FOOLED BY THIS HEARTBREAKER, DREAMMAKER, SOUL TAKER - HE'S A NIGHTMARE TEN FOLD!!
Does anybody know who TONY SMITH reeeaaallly is?? He's black and white and practices in gold.
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 15, 2022
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the Tony look

The look of eternal youth. Someone or something remaining young and with the same look in eternity.
- He's got the Tony look!
- You sure?
- Yeah mos def. That man has looked the same since last millenium.
- Oh, cool.
by thekillers2 January 11, 2010
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Taking a Tony

When you just return from a break at work and immediately have to step off to take a dump.
He'll be back, he is taking a Tony.
by Tooonny January 20, 2019
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power of a Tony

n. The influence of the Italian mafia on any given affair.

Note: This is not to be confused with the "Power of attorney".
Frankie hadn't paid his rent in three months, so Jimmy invoked the power of a Tony on him. We haven't seen Frankie since.
by Slice of Sicily May 20, 2010
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Nuke Tony

The act of cooking any Italian food in a microwave.
Person 1: "Hey, bro, watcha gonna do this weekend?"

Person 2: "Probably beat my meat and Nuke Tony."

Person 1: "Are you crazy?! What did Tony ever do to you?!"

Person 2: "No, man. It means I'm going to make Italian food in my microwave."
by Ard-Cheannard April 27, 2019
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