Turbo Tard

A retarded person or someone who is incredibly stupid.

Blue: "PEWDIEPIE IS A NAZI!!"
Bob: "No you absolute turbo tard, stop listening to the wall street journal"

by quakerappleoatmeal September 15, 2017

tard-wang

A person lacking sense or intelligence.

Hey tard-wang, quit that shit before I slap you upside the head.

by Bgeezy March 5, 2014

Wii-tarded

using other system's controllers like a Wii-mote

Dude, you look Wii-tarded waving that Xbox360 controller around.

by Marcus White December 27, 2007

Jerk Tard

someone being a jerk and a retard unknowingly. randomly and innocently abusing other people out of sheer oblivion

Biff: Dude, check out this pic of this chick I'm stalking. It's on my facebook account.

Pepe: Dude, you're a jerk tard. Now everyone knows you're trying to screw over your girlfriend, including her cause she can see your facebook posts.

by Big Toe Lover June 2, 2010

Tard Strength

The phenomenon whereby someone or something deemed to be stupid or ridiculous ends up demonstrating amazing capabilities (usually in strength or success).

Person 1: Bro the idiot was able to run through a fortified wall like it was nothing.
Person 2: Talk about tard strength

by Jack Yoth May 6, 2022

Tard face

Usually a face that you use when saying "dur" or "duh". A gesture.

Wow, your tard face is bad.

by Greg J. Brown October 9, 2008

AIM tard

Someone who doesn't know what they are doing on AOL's Instant Messaging program. They don't get the features and generally are just confused about AIM.

Man Collette, can't you figure out how to join our group chat? You're such an AIM tard.

by natasha+dr.fupa November 28, 2007