cum soccer

The act of cumming on a marble and kicking into a females pussy

Person 1: dude what are you doing
Person 2: setting up for cum soccer

by 69 Dae 69 June 17, 2020

Sock Soccer

A game of soccer, usually on wooded floors. Take of you shoes and only wear socks, no need to scuff to floors.

Alright class we're playing sock soccer today

by Sharky1400 March 13, 2023

cock soccer

cock sucker but cooler and cringe

Wanna play cock soccer? I have scissors you can use mine.

by randomcringenerd April 27, 2021

soccer thot

A promiscuous, unsavory individual who shows up to the soccer field dressed indecently.

"Damn it , Caitlin ,I told you to stop showing up to our games in soccer thot shorts."

"Look at that Asian chick, swinging her tits like she owns this field like an damn soccer thot"

by chibivix February 28, 2017

Drunk soccer

Drunk soccer is a drinking game where players do tequila shots while playing soccer.

How to play:

Each team gets one sober player, the goalie. At the start each team does a shot (or enough alcohol to get buzzed, except the goalies). Each time one team scores, the opposing team has to do a shot. At half time both team do a shot (again except the goalies).

That was an epic game of drunk soccer, the other team was wasted.

by arminel01 November 21, 2013

Soccer Player

A big pussy

Soccer players are big pussies

by Justin Chaisson October 14, 2021

soccer boppers

A toy from a kids commercial, they are soft and big punching gloves uses to fight to the death. If you win it is necessary to scream "Fatality" and then sing the Mortal Combat theme song. Make sure your victim has lost a cup of blood to determine victory.

"Soccer boppers are cool gloves we can play with! Can we buy them Dad??"

by WaddleX2 December 28, 2016