SIMP

A Super Intelligent Minecraft Player. They are not fatherless unlike actual simps.

Hmm, That guy is a SIMP.

by Endermanch67 May 2, 2022

Simp

My boyfriend Bryce

Have you seen that Bryce guy he’s such a simp

by Bryce’s Girlfriend (Duh) August 23, 2020

Simp

A dude that bends over backwards to please a chick they like with the girl often having no interest in the guy with him trying desperately anyways. Who is willing to defend and give an arm and a leg for her approval or hopes of a relationship/sex and stand up his boys or his own stuff for her.

"Rachel doesnt like my boy finn, he needs to stop being such a simp for her he's wasting his time"

by Xen0Senpai99 August 25, 2020

Simp

People named Sam who like fat freshman

“Hey you know that kid sam?”
“Yea the one who likes fat freshman?”
“Simp”

by Olliezane04 February 21, 2020

Simp

you

this is a joke your'e not a simp,

I hope

by nickiMango February 26, 2022

Simp

A simp is simply defined a measly man who will do anything to win the affection of a woman .
Putting hoes before bros.

“ hey dude Corey Norton is the biggest simp on planet earth “

by Buvner June 10, 2020

Simp

A 0 self-worth man who goes out for pussy that’s mediocre at best. He skips out on hanging with the boys to chase after some girl that will drop him the L within the first 10 seconds of any conversation. He sends her hearts and love emojis as if he has 10 fucking brain cells in his head. Often times they go by the names such as Danny, Brian and Johnny.

-Person_1: “Oh shit, there’s Thomas coming. He’s such a simp.”
- Person_2: “Oh fuck, lets get the fuck out of here now.”

by stopsimping July 9, 2020