When you conceive two mildly autistic children who bathe frequently with one another. Despite this the stench of down syndrome remains. Both of them are huge disappointments to the whole family.
"Yo man, did you hear about them two fucking massive losers from Wardley?"
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."
by Jack Willa October 21, 2020
Get the Parker Sonsmug. Where do I start..? He’s quirky, funny and most importantly…. HE IS WITTEWY HITTING DA GWIDDY! If you get close he can give you some nice tips and tricks of the lifestyle of a professional gwiddier.
by Bookworm5453 November 6, 2023
Get the Parkermug. by dasomethinglookingmaybecolten December 2, 2023
Get the Colten W. Parkermug. friend 1: hey girl guess who i just linked with
friend 2: who
friend 1: d’ante parker!
friend 2: I was just with him last night wtf
“your acting like Dante”
“ I don’t cheat imma parker”
friend 2: who
friend 1: d’ante parker!
friend 2: I was just with him last night wtf
“your acting like Dante”
“ I don’t cheat imma parker”
by Tallheifer3 February 2, 2023
Get the D’ante Parkermug. A guy who will act super nice at first. Is into sports and has lots of friends who are douchebags but seems different until you really get to know him. Once you do, you better run because he gets super possessive, argumentative and never lets you have an opinion. He may have a large dick but don't let it fool you as his personality is actually total shit and due to his cockiness he doesn't understand how to take no for an answer.
Person 1: "Wow I fucked Parker last night. Best sex EVER."
Person 2: Girl you didn't tell me he was a PARKER. You better stop dating him they're jerks.
Person 2: Girl you didn't tell me he was a PARKER. You better stop dating him they're jerks.
by urbanspite January 31, 2018
Get the Parkermug. Parker she’s the most amazing GIRL she’s so sweet and caring and will support you through everything! She is always laughing and making your day better. She is always looking for someone to joke around with! She’s very athletic and very very competitive. She is a beautiful girl with hardly any flaws! She has a very kind heart and makes an amazing friend🥰
by thegreatperson01 November 8, 2019
Get the Parkermug.