Hyper Nonce

A "Hyper-Nonce" is someone that is extremely cringe worthy and actually thinks they're cool for said action

I.e. Liverpool fan on twitter

State of this lad... Absolute Hyper-Nonce him!

What are you doing you absolute hyper nonce

by Grazzyb March 1, 2019

Nonce

A pedo, British slang most of the time used to describe a teacher or something along those lines who is a creep.

"You know that French teacher?"
"The one who has sweat marks on his shirt?"
"Yeah, he's a nonce"

by Killer Qween March 9, 2019

Nonce

A sket who touches kids

Nonce: hi how are ya

Person: NONCE ALERT

by Himyweaveisgone March 18, 2019

Nonce

A sket who touches kids

“Your a hoe”
“No u nonce”

by Himyweaveisgone March 18, 2019

Nonce

A sket who gets kids in a van

“Haha noob”
“No u nonce”

by Himyweaveisgone March 18, 2019

nonce head

a shitey Peterborough linesman that is blind

Did you see that nonce head that missed the handball last week

by yeetusman123 December 29, 2018

nonce

Nonce is what English Cunts call Pedophiles

"Oh him, he's a right nonce looking at those kids through the window"

by Chara___YT June 12, 2018