Jogger's Log

The condition brought about by performing strenuous physical activity with a loaded colon. Symptoms can range from acute fart pressure buildup to severe mudbutt, and in some cases, sharts.
Sorry for the half-assed performance, coach. I've got a bad case of jogger's log and might fill my britches if I don't keep a full clench.
by Tcd November 21, 2013
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Log swap

The act of putting a hollow tube in your asshole and shitting into someone else's asshole
I need to take a log swap. Would anyone care to help me?
by Master Of Juice Taylor June 19, 2018
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log soggin

When you sit on the toilet for too long after you poop, causing your log to sog in the toilet bowl.
Person_1: *Knocks on bathroom door* Hey you almost done in there?
Pooping_Person: Give me a minute.
Person_1: Come on man, quit log soggin!
by jamseycramsalotinhisass April 07, 2020
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Butter Logged

Adj: Food such as vegetables or seafood delights fully loaded with great flavor due to the fact that they were drenched in melted butter.
Steve: Yo Mike how do you want my girl to prepare your vegetables?

Mike: Com'on Steve, you know I only eat greens if they are butter logged!

Steve: True true, no doubt me too!
by Bountee Killa August 03, 2009
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lady logging

The art of placing a turd on a woman's breast during a sexually charged situation
My wife just discovered lady logging. I've never known a smelly situation to feel so right.
by Karsi007 November 26, 2016
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speed logging

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.
I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!
by gatorfeeder February 06, 2014
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Slug Log

A large uncircumcised chode penis that's slick from taking a dip into a vag.
Robbie surprised me when he pulled out and I saw his slug log.
by Sallytwist March 17, 2016
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