millennium joint

a joint rolled out of the remaining marijuana from old finished generation joints , which in case you didn’t know a generation joint is already twice as strong as a normal joint by its self. So imagine this being 4 times as strong as a normal joint due to the double caked layers of burnt resin.

It may taste like car exhaust but the high will send you back in time, or ahead in time, or both…

Person 1: Yo bro I saved the roaches from our generation joints over the last month, this shit is practically ash at this point but i really wanna try it, I call it the Millennium Joint.

Person 2: not gonna lie bro that’s dirty as hell but i’m down lol.

by Thatonionguy November 21, 2021

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Joint Top

A term to justify an absurdly lucky team top position in a league even when they are not due to being behind on goal difference and head to head metrics.

Done in order for their fans to justify systematic bias/champion status.

Origin Arsenal/Manchester

Manchester United are Joint Top up the Ole and VARs

Arsenal go Joint Top had Auba scored

by CriticalCudicini January 02, 2021

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jointy joint

It's an object

Go look over at that little jointy joint

by Nigapie December 11, 2017

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Taint Joint

The Taint Joint is something only passed off upon someone in ill will. Marijuana is rolled into a cigarette also commonly know as a joint, later the joint is placed along the taint, secured for a time underneath the sweaty scrotum. Later this joint is given to an unsuspecting victim who in turn later smokes your sweaty taint grease.

I was really pissed at them, so I slipped them a Taint Joint.

by Bob~Da~Builder January 12, 2014

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Joints not points

Smoking weed instead of harder drugs like method or crack.

Person 1:Wanna smoke some meth?
Person 2: nah man, "Joints not points" for me.

Joints not points is just someone who prefers weed over any other drugs.

by JointsNotPoints May 05, 2023

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