Greg

Noun; male name

Verb; To go on a 2+ minute convoluted rant about something entirely useless.

1: *goes on a long rant about how birds sing*

2: Bro, this guy is gregging.

by Squid00001 February 8, 2024

Greg

For use when someone calls that you dont want to talk to.

Must also be used when they are asking for someone that is not named Greg.

It will drive them crazy for sure.

**ring**
"Jello?"
Telemarketer: "Hi! May I speak with (Name) please?"
"Uh, guhl we ain't got no Greg!"
**Hang Up**
Laugh ass off..... cause you know it's funny.

#weaintgotnogreg

by BaileyBug92 September 7, 2018

lawnmower greg

When a man wears shorts which are short enough to expose his balls when bending in a certain manner in which to display them for a neighbor.

Dammit, Ronnie just pulled a lawnmower greg on me. Left ones lower!

by Ochuitu812 April 3, 2024

Greg

Great
Retarded

Energetic

Guy

“Hey Greg!” - It’s just a name

by BennyBoy10 March 24, 2022

Greg-Secker’d

When one clicks on a YouTube video, and is greeted by an advert from infamous trading legend, Greg Secker

I clicked on a YouTube video this morning, and out of nowhere I was suddenly Greg-Secker’d

by Sreg Gecker December 25, 2023

Greg Moment

When a greg does an incomprehensible or absolutley stupid action or motion.

'Greg climbs into the freezer to cool down' What a Greg Moment!

by Greg Moment June 13, 2022

Baby Greg

The Art Of Baby Gregging
When you’re fed up with someone’s shit so you deliver an epic super man punch straight to the dome piece

Man 1:“Eli was talking mad shit last night and I just couldn’t stand it anymore…I had to Baby Greg him!”
Man 2: “oh shit he got Baby Gregged!”

by MiniGreg December 4, 2023