Tool Box

A mega tool; a boy who thinks that girls worship him but they want to vomit on his shoes.

Matt is not just a tool but he is a whole box of tools, a complete tool box.

by Ho Train October 23, 2002

Tool-hell

-noun
1. Most commonly known as the work place.

2. A place where you are required to interact

with "tools", see tool , who think that they

know what they are doing but really have no

damn clue.

3. A place where you are far more intelligent than

everyone around you and constantly must

fight the urge to "slap the stupid" out of each of

the tools around you- including management.

4. Also known as toolville, tool city or tool town.

Phone rings:
Father: Hello?
Daughter: Hey Daddy, whats up?
Father: Ugh...nothing. I'm in friggin' tool-hell.
Daughter: Ohhh...that sucks.

by greencat February 5, 2010

Christ Tool

Someone who goes around "Spreading the word" of god and has no respect for any other religion.

Christ tool: christ has died, christ has risen, christ will come again!
Random guy: uhh, i don't believe in that crap
Christ tool: YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!

by rahrawrrah November 19, 2009

douche-tool

Someone who is a combination of both a douche and a tool. A great example would be a lacrosse player who walks around with a button down shirt and a tie over his shoulder.

Person 1: That laxer is a shithead!
Person 2: I know! He's such a douche-tool!

by hey there pal December 13, 2010

Customer Tool

A dumbfuck customer who asks stupid questions and wants to prank the waiter at a restaurant. They then wonder why the waiter looks at them as if they were fucked in the head.... The moral of the story... THE WAITER'S JOB IS TO BE RESPECTED!

Customer Tool 1: "Can you please see if you have diabeteic dessert?" (giggling to other douche bag tools at their table)

Customer Tool 2: Do you have a camera you can lend us?

Customer 3: Do you have a kid's playroom? (At a fine dining restaurant where the restaurant is not there for a child's entertainment- a park is across the road)

Waiter: I have to respect your jobs, so respect mine- BIATCH! Do I look like fuckin' Kodak?

by Snezzle July 8, 2010

Tool Gloat

In woodworker's terminology: to Gloat is to be overly excited about a bargain used tool purchase, or wanting to brag and show off a recently acquired product. To put "Gloat" in your thread title, this is a modest means of warning warning others that they may get jealous over your new tool.

"This is my first tool Gloat" (The poster then shows a picture of a several hundred dollar machine they bought on Craigslist for 80% off the closest resale price)

by SM Creeker March 19, 2009

Wuss Tool

A person that is cowardly, lame or who doesn't answer a question directly.

President Bill Clinton was a Wuss Tool when asked about his intimate relationship with Monica Lewinsky during the nationally televised White House conference.

by ShimmerPuppy March 6, 2009