story bomber

When a person is telling a story and some wanker decides to take it's structure and proceed with their own shitty tale.

Jeff: I just had a killer shit
Greg: That's nuts man, tell me more
Kevin: I remember last Sunday when I had a shit and blood came out.
Jeff: No one was talking to you Kevin, you fucking story bomber.

by That Other Guy's Nan December 20, 2013

Story Reference

A joke about a story made by someone, usually referring to something that happend within the story

Woah is that a story reference

by MegaLeDemon June 11, 2021

Story Basket

The place where pointless stories go. If some tells you a boring, pointless story, put your arms in a circle and tell them to put the story in the story basket, a.k.a. the trash.

Friend: One time I went to the store and bought a coke.
You: And...
Friend: That was it...
You: Put it in the story basket. smh

by itisme543 December 29, 2011

shop story

A shop story is a good story involving retail thriftiness. It usually involves saving vast amounts of unexpected money on a major purchase or purchases. It can involve a really good sale or it can involve a deal no one else can match.

I went to the store yesteday and purchased a $120 chair for fifty bucks. The details are a good shop story.

by kat51 May 12, 2009

Whorigin Story

The inception of a man or woman's promiscuous habits.

"Have you always been such a womanizer?"

"Oh, no. You should have seen me in high school. I never even kissed a girl. And then, one day, everything changed..."

"Interesting. I'd love to hear your whorigin story."

by Little Walnut August 25, 2018

A Jordan Story

A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.

Um...okay? what was the point of that? that was just A Jordan Story.

by bsmithers April 13, 2019

Story Swerving

When someone's telling a story and lies, and then gets called out. The liar then proceeds to backtrack, change the story, and lie some more to fit the new narrative

This guy was telling me the biggest lie, and when I called him out on it, he totally denied it, changed the story too! The Story Swerving was unreal, I think I got whiplash

by inner ninja June 18, 2016