When a person is telling a story and some wanker decides to take it's structure and proceed with their own shitty tale.
Jeff: I just had a killer shit
Greg: That's nuts man, tell me more
Kevin: I remember last Sunday when I had a shit and blood came out.
Jeff: No one was talking to you Kevin, you fucking story bomber.
Greg: That's nuts man, tell me more
Kevin: I remember last Sunday when I had a shit and blood came out.
Jeff: No one was talking to you Kevin, you fucking story bomber.
by That Other Guy's Nan December 20, 2013

by MegaLeDemon June 11, 2021

The place where pointless stories go. If some tells you a boring, pointless story, put your arms in a circle and tell them to put the story in the story basket, a.k.a. the trash.
Friend: One time I went to the store and bought a coke.
You: And...
Friend: That was it...
You: Put it in the story basket. smh
You: And...
Friend: That was it...
You: Put it in the story basket. smh
by itisme543 December 29, 2011

A shop story is a good story involving retail thriftiness. It usually involves saving vast amounts of unexpected money on a major purchase or purchases. It can involve a really good sale or it can involve a deal no one else can match.
I went to the store yesteday and purchased a $120 chair for fifty bucks. The details are a good shop story.
by kat51 May 12, 2009

"Have you always been such a womanizer?"
"Oh, no. You should have seen me in high school. I never even kissed a girl. And then, one day, everything changed..."
"Interesting. I'd love to hear your whorigin story."
"Oh, no. You should have seen me in high school. I never even kissed a girl. And then, one day, everything changed..."
"Interesting. I'd love to hear your whorigin story."
by Little Walnut August 25, 2018

A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.
by bsmithers April 13, 2019

When someone's telling a story and lies, and then gets called out. The liar then proceeds to backtrack, change the story, and lie some more to fit the new narrative
This guy was telling me the biggest lie, and when I called him out on it, he totally denied it, changed the story too! The Story Swerving was unreal, I think I got whiplash
by inner ninja June 18, 2016
