ham pieced

when you go too hard in the paint, and you end up getting way too drunk (aka hammered).

Did you see john stumbling around the party last night? yeahh he was ham pieced fosho!

by jcrone January 11, 2012

through piece

noun: a hopelessly ruined person or thing;

a person whose reputation has been completely ruined or who has been inexorably condemned;

a person who has been criminally convicted, resulting in a life sentence or the death penalty.

Tom: Did you hear about Jeremy's trial? The jury was out only 3 hours before finding him guilty on 12 of 14 charges.

Jason: Whoa, when is sentencing?

Tom: Tuesday. He's facing a minimum of 30 years. He's a through piece.

by godilluminati April 22, 2011

Slut Piece

The crust of a sliced loaf - the piece that everyone touches but nobody wants!
slut crust

Urgh I don’t want the Slut Piece, everyone has touched it and left it behind!

by Squash-Matt May 25, 2019

One piece

An anime that’s about a stretchy pirate

Me:*Trying to break ice*don’t do it man let’s talk, you watch anime?
Stranger:*about to jump off a bridge and end his life* this is the first time I’ve been noticed, and yeah I watch anime.
Me:np what’s got you down my guy?
Stranger: I feel alone and no one loves me

Me:I know that it may feel that way but things get better.
Stranger:I’m scared of being miserable forever
Me:Why don’t you come down from their and we can go watch some anime at my place and talk.
Stranger: yeah sure, you like one piece too?
Me:Kys no one loves you and your mid piece.No wonder no one likes you

Stranger: jumps
Me:Trollface.jpg

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022

the final piece

head from a pink haired bitch

i want the final piece

by isabella carpenter January 9, 2021

stuff piece

A woman of no sexual morals

Let's totally go bone some stuff pieces tonight

by Greysonh96 November 18, 2015

Crash piece

A friend whose only redeeming quality involves possessing a comfortable bed or couch to sleep on after a long night of drinking. Typically found within walking distance of preferred bars and clubs.

Casey is such a dick, but he's a great crash piece every time I get too drunk drive.

by Thefever May 4, 2013