Crack Kid

An ape shit crazy kid who apparently is on crack and enjoys getting hit with basketballs.

Dude - "This kid is defiantly on crack right now"
Crack kid: "Yeah!" "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!"

by A piece of fucking shit June 16, 2014

candy kids

Teenagers with all the brightly colored beaded bracelets and jewlry that frequent raves and may or may not do extacy and are sickly happy all the time.
Many also like care bears, rainbow brite, hello kitty, and other happy cartoons and wear merchandise with the characters on it.

"all those damn candy kids are at the rave"
"those candy kids are like rainbow bright on crack!"

by Mikmelhan September 22, 2005

Popular kid

A bunch of snooty, entitled teenagers who they're the coolest thing on this planet when they're really a bunch of obnoxious asswipes! These kids are usually seen in groups talking about how oh so popular they are. They have the brain IQ of a goldfish and don't care that they're literally bombing some of their classes because they got to go do football and cheerleading practice. They also like to bully the weird and nerdy kids a lot. I have felt victim to these bullyings before multiple times and they always pick on me for being a fan of movies and video games and they make going to school a living hell. And it's not only weird and nerdy kids, sometimes they even pick on LGBTQ people and even freaking mentally disabled people! Some of these kids have even committed suicide just because of how much they've been bullied and these popular kids won't give a shit about it! After these popular kids finish college, they'll soon figure out that all those years of being popular was just for nothing they'll soon be living in a apartment that looks like shit with there high school boyfriend/girlfriend working for one of the kids who they bullied in high school who is now a very successful business made to help the world with some of its biggest problems.

Sweet Mother of Mary and Joseph that felt good! Note: Not all popular kids are like this

Kid who gets bullied: Man, I wish those popular kids would stop bullying me!
Other kid who's also getting bullied: I do too. But hey, look on the bright side, if we keep up our good grades, we'll start a very successful business and they'll be working for us
Kid who gets bullied: I guess you're right.

by Miamicrimeman June 12, 2020

Midd Kid

A student at Middlebury College.

"Oh you go to Middlebury?"
"Yeah dude; Midd Kid status"

by RabidUnicorn May 4, 2010

kids react

A youtube series where children under 12 are given an old object that was widely used before their generation. Usually the kid has a negative opinion towards the object but on a rare occasion there is a positive reaction. The most infamous episode would be their reaction to the Nintendo Gameboy due to them saying they felt sorry for people back in the day. That episode enraged numerous people who grew up with the Gameboy.

Person 1: Hey did you see Kids react to gameboy?
Person 2: Yeah and it pisses me off that these little shits are insulting such a great system in preference to a fucking ipod.
Person 3: I am so angry that now I want to burn down an orphange and shove an itouch up all of those kids' asses!

by Cerebrate 1138 January 31, 2015

Stray kids

4th generation leaders, period.

+omg stray kids is such a good group
- i know, they are clearly 4th generation leaders

by skzpe September 6, 2020

YouTube Kids

An app for streaming endless dubious content to one's children on old cell phones no longer needed by their parents. While YouTube originally featured uploaded premium content for young audiences under 10 minutes in length - mostly famous cartoon shorts by Disney Pixar, Warner Bros., MGM, and other retro classics in their original format - the studios have since grown wise to their content being put out there and monetized by YouTubers rather than by themselves. In order to remedy this, YouTubers now have to make sure that premium content now has to be distorted in some way to be permitted on YouTube Kids be it presented in extreme close-up, as a clip with alternate intro/ending, inverted, or relegated to a small corner of the screen with stupid background graphics filling the other 3/4th of the video presentation.

Since familiar premium content has now by and large been removed from YouTube and YouTube Kids, it has become a repository of Eastern European CGI webjunk masquerading as popular kids cartoons containing psychotic or drug elements to terrify toddlers and people recording themselves spending 10 hours opening Pokemon Card packs.

Users intent on obtaining free premium content on the web have been compelled to turn to ever-dwindling warez sites instead to get retail DVD images of classic and latest releases thus circumventing YouTube Kids altogether.

No, Billy; I don't want you watching YouTube Kids. Last time I heard "Johnny, Johnny, Yes Papa", and "Wheels on the Bus" a dozen times with synthesizer soundtracks and graphics that will melt your brain.

Have you heard about the NY Times, Nov 4, 2017, article about the psycho Paw Patrol cartoon, “PAW PatrolBabies Pretend to Die Suicide by Annabelle Hypnotized", where some of the characters died crashing into a telephone pole and others walked off the roof after being hypnotized by a demon-possessed doll? You don't want your kids watching that! - Here, if you have a thumb drive, I'l put some Pixar shorts for them instead.

Jimmy, are you watching YouTube kids again? Give me the old phone so I can password-lock it! What the heck is this? Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse doing LSD? Turn it off!

by mta3000 April 20, 2018