This poem was written for Brian Nicholes:
The definition of a redneck, in which we can all agree
The white supremacist yelling "I CANT BREATHE"
Takes pride in his stance, pride in his hair
But we'll never forget him and the TA's affair
He'll punish you for the slightest infraction
It could be a bad day or just anything that comes to his mind
Hence not a soul would consider him kind
His friend Sorensen looks like he's from Mars
But we got to hand it to him, he never caught us throwing tennis balls at the cars
We hit just about everything, cars, buses, cops, bikers, even an old lady
We're old enough to forgive him for yelling at everyone
Because when he gets caught, hell will have only begun
"let go" from dvhs...oh no...how my
Just like his last job at El Cerrito High
The definition of a redneck, in which we can all agree
The white supremacist yelling "I CANT BREATHE"
Takes pride in his stance, pride in his hair
But we'll never forget him and the TA's affair
He'll punish you for the slightest infraction
It could be a bad day or just anything that comes to his mind
Hence not a soul would consider him kind
His friend Sorensen looks like he's from Mars
But we got to hand it to him, he never caught us throwing tennis balls at the cars
We hit just about everything, cars, buses, cops, bikers, even an old lady
We're old enough to forgive him for yelling at everyone
Because when he gets caught, hell will have only begun
"let go" from dvhs...oh no...how my
Just like his last job at El Cerrito High
by 2023:) May 20, 2021
Get the Brian Nicholesmug. He is the opposite of Yohambeezy. But he is still pretty cool.. His batting average is .357. He screams like a little girl. He digs for gold, metaphorically. But most importantly " he's killing me Smalls!"
by yhb August 3, 2016
Get the Boosted Brianmug. by Red-special_guitar April 9, 2020
Get the Brian maymug. I thought the lesser singer of AC/DC until I picked up AC/DC live in which this man gets so into it and screams his head off its truly amazing. Bon Scott is a good singer yes. But pick up AC/DC Live and you will realize that......
by METAL HEALTH! July 15, 2008
Get the Brian Johnsonmug. A humorous sexual position in which reference to Professional Football Player Brian Urlacher is used.
In order to give a woman a Brian Urlacher or Urlacher,You have to have sex with a girl from behind. You stick two of your fingers into her ass and wipe them under her eyes just like a professional football player wears eye black. In order to complete the "Urlacher" when she gets up and runs away in disgust you have to tackle her from behind.
It is acceptable to celebrate the completion of the "Urlacher" by screaming "Whooooo" or "This is my House" followed by chest bumping the wall.
It is acceptable to celebrate the completion of the "Urlacher" by screaming "Whooooo" or "This is my House" followed by chest bumping the wall.
by JH,RK,CF December 14, 2008
Get the A Brian Urlacher mug. Bitches i demolish uh huh Fucked a blind bitch like im brian griffin
Acted like im stevie so i Wouldnt catch a case no wonder
Stealing on you bitch like a pirate plunder (arrggg)
My draco loud like thunder keep that strap on me but im not a dyke
Yo Bitch say she lovin it just like im macdonalds(chorus)
(Verse 1)
Boolin in the trap house you know i be sippin lean my trap house so trappy that its the oppostite
of mr clean Got a hoe that is not ugly she is the opposite of mr bean (grr) Im out here on the
gain yall out here on the soulja game (crank dat) (phil)
I got accepted to notre dame cause i got game like lebron jame shoot my shot i make it swish
not even dwight howard could trick me like i was that tranny he is just speaking random
tyrany
(chorus)Bitches i demolish uh huh Fucked a blind bitch like im brian griffin
Acted like im stevie so i Wouldnt catch a case no wonder
Stealing on you bitch like a pirate plunder (arrggg)
My draco loud like thunder keep that strap on me but im not a dyke
Yo Bitch say she lovin it just like im macdonalds
(Verse 2)
My bars hit like a draco i stacking my paper(huh)I been all around the world my neck it is freezing
because it got pearls my diamonds so bright its like an eclipse Dont stare for to long or you
will go blind i got money unlike you your card got declined i know everything about trapping
im like megamind a mastermind im not humankind but like im youtube your gonna rewind
Acted like im stevie so i Wouldnt catch a case no wonder
Stealing on you bitch like a pirate plunder (arrggg)
My draco loud like thunder keep that strap on me but im not a dyke
Yo Bitch say she lovin it just like im macdonalds(chorus)
(Verse 1)
Boolin in the trap house you know i be sippin lean my trap house so trappy that its the oppostite
of mr clean Got a hoe that is not ugly she is the opposite of mr bean (grr) Im out here on the
gain yall out here on the soulja game (crank dat) (phil)
I got accepted to notre dame cause i got game like lebron jame shoot my shot i make it swish
not even dwight howard could trick me like i was that tranny he is just speaking random
tyrany
(chorus)Bitches i demolish uh huh Fucked a blind bitch like im brian griffin
Acted like im stevie so i Wouldnt catch a case no wonder
Stealing on you bitch like a pirate plunder (arrggg)
My draco loud like thunder keep that strap on me but im not a dyke
Yo Bitch say she lovin it just like im macdonalds
(Verse 2)
My bars hit like a draco i stacking my paper(huh)I been all around the world my neck it is freezing
because it got pearls my diamonds so bright its like an eclipse Dont stare for to long or you
will go blind i got money unlike you your card got declined i know everything about trapping
im like megamind a mastermind im not humankind but like im youtube your gonna rewind
by TonkandStronk December 19, 2018
Get the Brian Griffinmug. A almighty trout that is known for his size in the kaikorai stream, he is also a god in many cultures and can be used as a threat.
Fred-hey you piece of shit wilson, you cant play golf for shit!
Wilson- watch what you say or ill get brian fury to strike you Down
Wilson- watch what you say or ill get brian fury to strike you Down
by brian jame's fury May 3, 2009
Get the brian furymug.