A massive jaw capable of catching your own tears. Also good for excavation, jaws of life, feeding birds, bird bath, catch fish, multi-purpose use.
Oh Jorge, you sure do have an uber jaw.
That man has such a uber jaw he could have his own bird bath in there.
That man has such a uber jaw he could have his own bird bath in there.
by CIST July 11, 2007
Get the uber jawmug. When one fill their mouth jizz, rests the testicle on their chin or throat, and then opens and closes the jaw bouncing the testicles up and down.
by #jizzyjay May 24, 2024
Get the Jaw-knobbingmug. by Littlejj2017 December 14, 2023
Get the trailer park jawmug. by AnimalJam100 January 14, 2024
Get the molly jawmug. A joke amongst the After the Flash: Wintertide community that references bad roleplayers who try to use this action too win a fight.
Person 1: "What are you doing?"
Person 2: "*I slug your jaw and knock you out before looting your stuff."
Person 2: "Respond."
Person 2: "*I slug your jaw and knock you out before looting your stuff."
Person 2: "Respond."
by ChaoticFell January 7, 2024
Get the I slug your jawmug. When a junkie has rapid jaw movement with no end in sight, absolutely smoked out and lost in outer space.
Brittany, the snow bunny, was so turnt up on that crystal meth after a few hits she had Rocket Jaw and Tyrone couldn't even look at her with the lights on!
by WhiteyMcbride August 9, 2024
Get the Rocket Jawmug. A euphemism for a blow job.
Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’
Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’
Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’
Michael: ‘What’s her name’
Tobias: ‘Michael’
Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’
Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’
Michael: ‘What’s her name’
Tobias: ‘Michael’
by Phalange Asphyxiation November 27, 2022
Get the jaw sessionmug.