Someone who is awesome. Often subjected to ridicule by their younger counterparts. Their many years at the coal face in the real world has hardened their skins and they are largely immune to the immature jokes.
Student 1: You know that guy Richard, he's a mature aged student.
Student 2: Get the fuck out, he's awesome?!
Student 2: Get the fuck out, he's awesome?!
by richilbrium August 3, 2010

Hip band from Clarkston MIchigan. They post up live documentaries that depict the struggles and conflicts that go on inbetween shows and practices.
by warwick912 March 14, 2007

A stage that can occur in both males and females and is usually caused by obsession of a sexual partner or local "tools". For males, symptoms include tool fashion statements which including the wearing of timberland boots and collared shorts daily, especially with fruity colors and retreating to hoes rather than bros. For females, the most common symptom is the obsession of a sexual partner that is usually an upperclassman high schooler that everyone hates so he retreats to freshman girls and other symptoms are uploading excessive whorish pictures to facebook. People in the dark age are referred to as dark agers, dark vaders, tools, gumby flames, or gumbys.
by Mr. Groller October 29, 2011

anybody who is younger then an old pimp and does the pimp game his own way like putting gucci on air force one ride with sprewels on his tires pull anytype of female my freinds thats a space age pimp
this guy named james perry is a space age pimp good example right there hes a balla gurls look him up
by Jimmy Jones April 23, 2003

My age mom is a best friend who always looks out for you and acts like your mom but in a cool way. Like you can be wild around them but if you get too wild they will calm you down because they act like your mom but they are your age.
Bff: What did you think of the new guy I’m dating?
My age mom: He’s cool, I ran a background check on him, I approve.
Bff: omg, you’re such a My age mom! I love it!
My age mom: He’s cool, I ran a background check on him, I approve.
Bff: omg, you’re such a My age mom! I love it!
by Fox Meow April 4, 2019

(Dora is aged up for legal reasons) Dora walked up close to you and pulled you into her backpack. In there you saw Map and a bunch of tools. Dora carried you until you arrived at your destination. Before you could walk away she pulled you into a kiss. You kisses back, she ends the kiss and asks you if you want to make chocolate with her grandmother. You guys stirred it together locking eyes forgetting that her grandmother is right next to you. Be grandmother coughs to get your attention and as soon as that you get back to work.
by NOYA-SANN May 6, 2021
