Mouth Sandwich

When you can't be bothered to construct a sandwich so you start eating the fillings directly.

You: I want to have a snack before I sleep...
Friend: Just have a mouth sandwich and let's head to bed.

by bad english definitioniyer July 8, 2022

Hairy Sandwich

A fat older lady's hairy vagina, aka "Hairy Sandwich"

"Aawww dude I bet that lady's got a serious Hairy Sandwich goin on"

by Zacharachy July 8, 2018

dingaling sandwich

When you put your dick in a sandwich and someone suck On it

My girlfriend was eating a dingaling sandwich last night

by asddsalkjjkl May 10, 2016

Senile sandwich

When seated between two geezers, and forced to hear inane and/or poorly heard conversations.

I was in a senile sandwich on the plane ride home, seated between two old ladies who couldn't hear each other's conversation.

by dream luvva April 6, 2015

Foot Sandwich

Where two people rub their feet in socks together like a sandwich - one person’s feet are the outside and the other feet are the inside :)

Hey there, want a foot sandwich?
Yeah sure!
Take off your shoes ;)

by Frost byte :) January 22, 2020

Pastrami Sandwich

A pussy with delicious low hanging tender juicy pink lips

See: chuff box, alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

Damn.. I hit that pastrami sandwich like I only had 30 minutes for lunch...

by MoneyBitetheRapper July 27, 2020

Poop-Sandwiching

The act of hard greifing and demolishing ones opponents in Rocket League

These people are poop-sandwiching

by MrPoopyButholeFartsAlot January 2, 2021