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New Yearsy

Being very drunk or intoxicated, such as you would be on New Years. Not feeling like your normal self due to a large amount of alcoholic beverages.
Grant: How are you feeling? You look a little out of it.
Erica: I'm a bit new yearsy I just got back from a great party.
Grant: I'm quite new yearsy myself.
by wgjgroupie February 20, 2011
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New England Double Whammy

When a penis gives out a double load of cum.
I gave that dude a Double Whammy.

Which one?

A New England Double Whammy.
by AJJ304 October 29, 2008
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New Orleans McFlurry

The act of cumming in a high power fan and seasoning it with rat shit, then turning the fan on at a party so your unborn kids fly onto all the unsuspecting party guests.
Jimmy just let fly at that fan and I think hey call that a New Orleans McFlurry!
by Bagel aids July 17, 2022
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New york hairdue

The act of a male cuming in a female's shampoo and them useing it without knowing
I did a New York Hairdue on her... She never knew
by Liamisfat January 22, 2025
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New York Hoagie Ho-down

Often shortened to: NYHH. A competition wherein multiple whammen fit larger and larger hoagies into their front hole (the scientifically correct term for pussy). The sport was original invented in New York in 1873, it is now a staple in competitions taking place in Sweden. As of 2018, NYHH is not an olympic sport, but Sweden is petitioning for it to be added.
"Damn, I went to Sweden and saw a bunch of wo-people in a New York Hoagie Ho-down in the park."
by gannucard September 1, 2018
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New Orleans Mayo Dispenser

The sexual act whereby a person with a tracheostomy pipe performs fellatio on a second individual while a third party precedes to take a french fry and place it in the tracheostomy hole. As the second party ejaculates, mayonnaise is promptly dispensed onto the french fry and the condiment covered french fry is enjoyed by all involved.

A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.
I visited Robert in the ICU tonight, Sally found a mouldy french fry on the floor so the three of us had ourselves a New Orleans Mayo Dispenser.... if you know what I mean...
by nehirgniqe December 27, 2021
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Fallout New Vegas Cicada

A thing that rapes men and gives them PTSD
Everybody: Men can’t get raped
Fallout New Vegas Cicada: Yall forgot about me
Everyone: Fuck you Cicada we all hope you fucking die
by SupercalifragilisticGoon June 10, 2023
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