wheel monkey

A truck driver.

Chad drives a big rig 5 days a week. He's been a wheel monkey for 30 years.

by Petey the Peterbuilt May 2, 2021

Monkey Smile

Shaved Vagina

Hey Mark,did you hit the monkey smile this weekend!!?

Her bathing suit was so tight you could see her monkey smile.

by Thomas broadway December 1, 2021

albino monkey

henry steele

have you seen an albino monkey before

you mean henry over there

HOLYYYYY SHUITTT

by THEHABIBI December 27, 2023

Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Lynch monkey

Motionless

Motionless is a lynch monkey

by Dr.shlong21 June 24, 2018

Murder Monkey

Murder Monkeys are monkeys that have been turned down sex by another ape or said sex sucked. As they become Murder Monkeys, their heads inflate, their eyes bulge out of their heads, they start wearing bellhop clothing, grow thrice their height and knives materialize in their hands. They then set out to kill everything in their path. The only way to end their killing spree is terminal crack-cocaine. It'll calm them down before making them die.

Man: oh shit its a murder monkey

by JG_DUCKY December 13, 2021

Douche monkey

Someone that is completely useless and without any value what-so-ever.

John does nothing to care for his mother and just sponges off of her. He is a real douche monkey.

by Melek February 4, 2015