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Share Monkey

A person that plays the stock market like the roll of a dice. A Share Monkey selects a company share with no regard to fundamentals and who has no ability or understanding of the associated company. Has little or no understanding of business operations, the stock markets or equities. A Share Monkey will select a stock on a whim using such criteria if there is a R in the month or the cows are facing into the wind.

The term Share Monkey is derived from the statement if you get sufficient monkeys and an infinite amount of time then eventually one of them will reproduce a line from the works of Shakespeare, in a similar way a Share Monkey will eventually select a line of winning stock.

Variations: US; Stock Monkey
Tom is just another a Share Monkey , he told me to buy these stocks because he believes if he buys in a Monsoon and the stock will Boom.

Don't trust him, he's just a Share Monkey, a lame statement like"Sell in May then go away" is no basis to invest.

On what basis did this Share Monkey say it was going to Zero
by Rod Clements September 7, 2016
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monkey oven

When something feels really hot. Like REALLY hot.
Gosh Jane it's as hot as a monkey oven today!
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monkey fuckin

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karate monkey

You betta back up homey. He fixin to go karate monkey on yo ass.
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twack monkey

Is a person that is constantly under the influence of methamphetamine. Widely incoherent, doesn't care about their appearance, and makes illogical choices.
Wow, Bobbie is a twack monkey. Look at her running around all twacked out.
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puppy monkey baby

A skinny blonde white bitch with braces and a high squeaky voice
Look at that Janelle, she's such a puppy monkey baby.
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winter monkey

Basically if a woman hasn't shaved her pubic hair in the winter time.
Selena: Should I shave down there?
Kim: No. Just keep your winter monkey like I did
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