hot rivet syndrome

when cowboys gather around the campfire, and they stand up and burn their balls from the rivets in their jeans.

when tex was finished with his weenie, he stood up to see a man about a horse and got hot rivet syndrome.

by wormalnermal January 19, 2010

Garth Brooks syndrome

When an out-of-touch celebrity makes an out-of-touch announcement for their new, out-of-touch account on a different platform.

Matthew McConaughey has come down with a severe case of Garth Brooks syndrome, because his Instagram announcement video was unbearable.

by Mydadcalledmeaboomer November 6, 2019

Shrunkin Head Syndrome

When a girls boobs are so big that it ultimately 'shrinks' her head.

Dude, check out these pictures of Selia! She totally has Shrunkin Head Syndrome!

by Who's Emily? August 14, 2010

monkey scroutum syndrome

The state of mind in which you think you have monkey powers and decide to jump around from tree to tree butt naked while throwin your feces at people who happen to look at your weird ass.

Dude that mo'fo got monkey scroutum syndrome, he b throwin his shit all up in my grill

by All Knowing Monkey October 17, 2010

Alan Moore Syndrome

The mentality of a content creator to hate everything they've ever made in the past and present. In other words, they don't like their own product and never will.

"He never liked his artwork and has always said they suck after he's made them. I think he has Alan Moore Syndrome"

by AdamBomber64 September 25, 2014

Office Eyes Syndrome

A syndrome which occurs to many contact-lens wearers, as well as some non-contact-lens wearers, when exposed to 8 hours of the office envirnoment per day. The office environment includes, harsh flourescent lighting, glare from computer screens, dry air due to excessive air-conditioning, etc. Sypmtoms include redness, itchy eyes, some tears, smudged eye make-up (women only)

Joe: Hey Mary, are you ok? It looks as though you've been crying...

Mary: No, Joe, it's just a case of Office Eyes Syndrome. The air-conditioning is drying my eyes out!!

by skinimalinki January 12, 2011

B band syndromes

(Adjective) Connor

Wow I think this kid has B band syndromes

by BigChungus10 January 24, 2019