new jazz

A subgenre of trap and pluggnb known for using weird synths that sound somewhat funky and jazzy, as well as wonkier 808s, more experimental melodies, and more "natural" sounding drums. Not to be confused with Nu Jazz, which is an entirely different genre.

"I'm listening to some New Jazz"
"What, like Flying Lotus?"
"No, sorry I know this genre name is stupid"

by Faulty F. October 24, 2023

New Fashioned Thumb Around

The act of giving someone two armed hug and suddenly putting each of your thumbs in their asshole simultaneously. This is an updated version of the Old Fashioned Thumb Around.

Excited to see his high school friend, Jerry ran over to Cindy at the Baskin Robbins and gave her a new fashioned thumb around.

by Jumbo Jackson November 9, 2019

New

Something never seen before

This is a new game

by Solution August 8, 2022

New Year's Day

New Year's Day is a kick-ass metal band that began in 2005 and their fame has only evolved since. The bands recent album titled unbreakable was released on April 26th, 2019. In November of 2018, their first at the time debut single was released, this particular track is what paved their way to mainstream recognition as it was their first radio song. The band consists of vocalist; Ash Costello, Lead guitarist; Nikki Misery, Also on guitars; Frankie Sil, Bassist; Austin Ingerman and Drummer; Dio Britto.

Man, are you familiar with the metal band, 'New Years Day'?

New Year's Day's album "Unbreakable" is seriously their best work yet.

by Ultraviolenthoe June 16, 2019

News distortion policy

Sounds like a good policy to me.

Hym "Yeah, I mean, he wants to repeal it because they are 'deliberately distorting factual news' to keep the guy who designed the LLM from getting the credit he deserves and the money and to get him to murder children. The news distortion policy sounds like a good policy and you need to sanction the shit out of these motherfuckers. Sanction their asses all the way to the bank. Sanction them like Russian oil."

by Hym Iam November 13, 2025

New England Water Birth

A New England Water Birth is what it’s called when you poop in the bath to get rid of a parasite.

“Dude I think that food gave me a worm”
“You gotta have a New England Water Birth”

by Schlembo McMurray September 30, 2021

New

New means that the thing you are referring to was just made.

My car is brand new.

by Dictionary Person 29 March 28, 2022