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New Year's

Nobody calls 2021 the old year now, so what changes on New Year's day? It's a lot like a birthday, the only thing that changes is a number on a calendar (or age for birthday) goes up by 1. This year will be a lot like the year before it, so what's the big deal?
There's too many people that act like New Year's day is a change to another dimension when really absolutely nothing changes on New Year's day.
by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021
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New years day

by Gay.gay.gay.gay December 31, 2021
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New Christmas

A departure from tradition; simpler and more casual
"You don't have to get dressed up and make a five course meal. It's New Christmas... we're ordering in and eating in our PJ's!"
by Ms.Grizzace December 31, 2021
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New Years flash

Hey babe let me get a New Years flash
by Big money g l December 31, 2021
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New years

You have permission now to light a illigal fire work ! But dont strap 10 packs togheter since it will turn into a fucking grenade. You also can get wasted .
Person 1: HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Everyone: HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Person 1: LETS GET WASTED BITCHES!
Everyone:HELL YEAH!
Person 2: Wait before we get drunk, LETS LIGHT SOME FUCKING GRENADES
everyone: HELL YEAH
by Ea sports sucks January 1, 2022
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New World, Same Baby

-"Man this covid stuff is really doing a number on me."

-"Yeah man, new world, same baby"
by Da Same Baby January 1, 2022
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(wind)breaking news

A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.
In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!
by QuacksO January 8, 2022
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